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@Mr__Taiwolf
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There are 5 wall clocks at the arrival terminal of M.M. International Aiport Lagos that should be showing the time in Lagos, Beijing, UAE, New York, and London. None of them is working. If you check, it is just a battery problem. None of the airport officials sees anything wrong
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Never seen a human that looks a real idiot before.
Use Ramadan and Lent to lift Nigeria before God in prayer. ~ Edo state Governor, Okpebholo says
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No ambulance but them get campaign buses
No ambulance as police move victim of Ondo State APC Secretariat attack
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One day, I will share the full story of how I almost got killed in 2017, at Dambare village, by Bayero University new site, Kano, for starting a school for the Almajiris that were always coming to ask for food in my house. I was on my way back from Sabon gari, as I turned to
One day, he'll meet a mallam that buys him food, put clothes on him, put money in his pockets, abducts women for him to rape and put a gun in his hands. He'll finally find camaraderie and a family that chose him and he'll terrorise the rest of us in the name of Allah.
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All Nigerians in the national assembly don't have shame and don't actually know what they are doing there or just blatantly ignoring their civic duty You will never see a bunch of clustered idiots anywhere else topping them
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You slept with your boyfriend's friend in your boyfriend's house, For three months you both have been seeing Each other secretly, Your boyfriend took him as his brother while you said he's your bestie. Your boyfriend brought in another woman and introduced her to you as his
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Her: Why did you invite me to this match when youโre on the bench? Me: I wanted you to know Iโm not a player.
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Time still Dey for Rooney Bardjhi and Ferran Torres to learn tech.
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Second wife has refused me to bring the maid because she was a maid to the first wife๐๐๐
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You no sabi play Free kick You no Sabi play Penalty But you sabi carry ashawo. Guess who? Just guess abeg ๐๐
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lol, I remember when I was building software for students back then. I built a system for paying staff salaries. I needed Paystack transfer API to make it work, but my account was limited. So I devised a plan. On the day of the defense, I sat at the back, opened my Union bank
I just saw someone presenting this after 4 years of studying CS ๐๐
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In 2011, during the blessed month of Ramadan, I travelled for Umrah with my dad and my step-sister. When we arrived in Medina, we stood in the courtyard of Al-Masjid an-Nabawi looking for a place to sit and break our fast. Suddenly, someone gently dropped a package into my hand.
What culture shocks did you experience when you left your country and visited another one? What was that one thing that made you pause and say, โwait, this is not how we do it back home?โ
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For you to come out and say this openly, imagine what has been discussed and agreed upon in private? I once did a few political party caucus meetings in 99 with my late friend John Anenih when I was still idealistic about Nigeria and I quickly saw that these people didn't have
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