#PSA Old school Twitter #MCM is Man Crush Monday #TT is Truthful Tuesday #WCW is Woman Crush Wednesday #TBT is Throwback Thursday #FF is Follow Friday And on the weekends? A lot fewer people so no hashtags but still GREAT folks

My hope for 2026 That you & yours stay or regain your health. That you have less stress then in 2025 That you find happiness in whatever that takes! Be safe folks!

Not sure who needs this info, but: If you see an online QR code and think, “How am I supposed to scan that when I’m using my mobile device?” Take a screenshot, then press & hold the QR code in your gallery. Your phone will guide you from there. Or do what I do & say fuck it.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or have a great Wednesday!

The five stages of grief are useful in many situations. Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance After lingering in denial two weeks, I went through the other stages while creating a complicated health record online. Once completed, sigh of relief was my acceptance.

To those who have reached out to me to see if I’m ok I’m great. 😊 I haven’t been on here much that despite the many awesome accounts bcuz it ceased being much fun 4 me due to all the vitriol. So I just started over on Bluesky a few days ago. If you want my handle there DM me.

One day, you'll find someone who truly loves you, but for now, go to sleep.

Nothing brings a neighborhood together like the cops showing up at someone else’s house

Daughter sent me this. I told her it was pay back for her teenage years!

When you fill your holy water bottle from the parish font, the air displaces like regular water. Holy water isn't flashy until it needs to be.

The 80s were a more devil-may-care decade because if the Soviets are going to nuke us any day now why shouldn't I snort this mound of coke between tequila shots

In my life, I've met two homeowners who believed no one had the right to park in front of their property. One couple moved because of it then went through the whole outrage sequence again at a new location.

We can keep track of souls by memorizing the human body that is its temporary home.

I deleted my Oasis browsing history.

Good morning everyone, morning coffee is the best.

Boy dinner: A packet of chips and Looney Tunes on YouTube.

Oh you also like George Michael? How many neighbours complained when you played his music loud?

For Halloween I'll dress up as an Egg McMuffin

If my pinned tweet gets 350 RTs, I'll start an OnlyFans.

But have you tried getting drunk about it?

Neither one of us has left the house today. That’s called a great start to our Sunday!