The Real Thomas Pynchon
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I once saw a dude get dumped while Nazareth played Love Hurts live behind him.
Limerick, Ireland
Joined January 2009
[walking into a crowd during the Purge]. Uh-oh hope nobody in here kills me! They would get away with it! What a total no-no bummer for me!.
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Honestly shocking that the Great Clown Pagliacci could afford mental health support.
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This was a good tweet.
I know my rights. Come hell or high water, I will NOT be prevented from obtaining an Arby’s roast beef sandwich or a novelty shirt where Sonic the Hedgehog smokes weed.
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There are only two kinds of people in the world. People who can peel oranges, and people who are allowed to fingerbang.
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The best thing about chess is that it’s finally okay to say I hope the Queen dies.
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Excited for this quarantine to end so I can finally upper deck Jack Dorsey’s toilet.
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RT @Skatunenetwork: Theory: when Carly rae Jepsen said “in your fantasy dream about me” the singer from la dispute heard her and then saw h….
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I’ve been searching frantically but haven’t found an answer. How’s Nancy Pelosi holding up?.
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I know my rights. Come hell or high water, I will NOT be prevented from obtaining an Arby’s roast beef sandwich or a novelty shirt where Sonic the Hedgehog smokes weed.
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Ah fuck I had tickets to see the Great Clown Pagliacci next week.
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TODAY IS JUST A . PREQUEL . TO TOMORROW. DIRECTED BY A . FUCKING. IDIOT.
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You, an idiot: “A hotdog is a sandwich!”. Me, a man of culture: “Avocado isn’t a topping, it’s a sauce.”.
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Say my name, say my name. If no one is around you, say John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
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A book series called Animorphia where all the kids turn into platypuses and they can’t stop.
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I have a question for @MichaelBennet, did you ever find the Baba Yaga that shrunk your mouth?.
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“UnA cErVeZa PoR fAvOr” - Beto O’Rourke at Olive Garden.
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I thought I found a piece of toast that looks like @RepTimRyan but it turns out that’s just every piece of bread.
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The (Almost) Complete Mountain Goats Rankdown #TierMaker via @TierMaker.
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Missing the ambient tunes, Sentries in the Ambush, and probably a couple other releases.
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Okay but what if my life is Bandersnatch but the viewer keeps choosing the most boring option?.
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