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FYI—and I'm gonna keep it all the way real—I don't argue with strangers on the net about strangers on TV. That's weird. 😄 Also, I don't do favs. In my eyes, every last one of the HW's can catch these 140 characters if their behavior calls for it. 😄
I mention it ALL—period. 😉
"Producers were constantly protecting people who SHOULD have been exposed!" - ex
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Monique
Chiiiiile. NGL, with all the messiness going on over there in Potomac, I've been wondering what Mrs. Mo' was thinking. Hmm, chi, doesn't sound like her story has changed at ALL... 💅☕
On today's episode of "Did you recognize that Housewife in...?" 😄
👀 Did y'all catch Drew Sidora when she popped up in Sean Paul's music video, Give it Up To Me? 🎶 Mama diddd that, huh?! 😁
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"Why would you date Michael Jordan's son KNOWING Scottie & Michael don't get along?"
My gyrl Tamron Hall was low-key giving Larsa the business today, y'all. THIS is the tea we need our other
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bringing up on the show. 😄
🗣️ "Nene flirted with Peeeeeter." - Kenya
BbbbbY, Nene & that season 7 painsuit were activated, do y'all hear me?!?!😆😄😂
The way mama slid to the front of that couch talmbout, "Let me tell you some-THING..." 😂 *siiiiigh* You just had to have been there... 😁
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BbbbbY, the Professa pulled up with a goodT word last night! 🎯
Like her or loathe her, Wendy articulated this PERFECTLY.
And the way she tactfully checked Karen and her Grand Dame facts at the end?! 😄 Y'all, betta give mutha her flowers... 💐
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"Ashley, since you brought it to this platform, what does Osu mean?" - Wendy
BbY! 😄 Wendy may have shown up to sit on the cast couch but lowkey mama's been wearing her hosting hat this entire reunion! 😂
Y'all buyin Ashley's response? 😁 Or should mama go kick rocks? 😒
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11 seasons ago,
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fans were first introduced to a prayer cloth wearing, parking lot business dealing, master librarian & rumored doctor 👀☕ named Phaedra Parks. The rest is history... 🍑
Do you miss having Phaedra on the show?
While
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fans are up here in the States clamoring for the return of Porsha, mama has busy living it up with the fam' in their Costa Rican home! 😁
That Coming to America money hits different, hunni, get into ittt! 😄
"Fiiiiive months free rentttt..." 😄
Oh, I didn't know Kandi gyrl was still making reels. And I see she brought Marvin with her this time, get it! 😄
Which lewk is your fav'? 💕 And between us friendsss, which one should've been left on the rack? 😉
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"Everything we do should happen ON camera", says the woman wanting HW fans to pay for details of Juan Dix'emdown's escapades.
Chiiiile, Robyn has lost all credibility. Gyrl, gonnne!
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Yasss, resilience!!! 💐
Cheekbones could've easily faded to black like many ex-HW's after getting kicked to the curb but no, not auntie! She took it in stride & has worked hard to stay booked & busy ever since! Congrats on Harpers Bazar, the photos are gorge'!
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If Phaedra the Falsifier can go play with the doctors & doctor's wives, why can't Mariah Thee Mutha go kiki & kick it with Kenya, Kandi, & the crew? 🤔
We. Want. Her. Back! ❤️
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Y'all, help me, was that Ms. "Room to Grow" standing next to Anthony at Shereé's party last night? 🤔
Mama & her cheesecake weren't playing with Nene in S2. 😄
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Porsha Williams recently came forward to say she felt 'ATTACKED' by talk show host Tamron Hall while visiting her set! 😮
What do y'all think, was Tam-Tam going too hard or was mama simply doing her job? Chime in below! 👇🏾😁
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Pt. 1
Chris Basset is still very clearly NOT here for Gizelle.
But unlike other messy HW husbands such
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's Fuda or
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's Patricia, Chris takes the high road and never disrespects Giz'.
However, BbY!, he DAMN sure let her know what time it was tho'! 😄
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"That navel is to the left, stop using Groupon for your plastic surgery." — Shamea 🍑
🫢🤭 Some of the
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gyrls should be GLAD Shamea declined a full-time spot. When mama showed up to work, BbY, she showed out!! 😄
Y'all this "How Ross met Sanya" story is everything 🥰
I know Mrs. BOP BOP BOP catches a lotta L's on
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for her foolery & flip-flopping but babeee IRL she's winnning having found a man who's a great husband, father & best friend. Forget the medals, love's the real prize. 💕
The will never not be a quintessential
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moment. 🌸All of the ladies were vibin', drinks were flowin', and Karen's wig was shifting like a MF 😄.
"Get some wind up under it." 😂
Chiiiile, I guess Ms. Nene said she can SHOW us betta thank she can tell us! 😄
What do y'all think of her lewk? Is it giving what it 'needed to have gavvve'??? 🤔😁
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Ayyyyye! 😄🎶🎶
BbY, Auntie Kur'n's Gatsby themed bday looks like it was a time!!! 🎉
Hmm, I wonder why
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production opted not to include the footage this season. 🤔 They could have easily cut some of Rob' & her roommate's scenes. 😄🌸
Are we realllly ready for a Kenya vs. Quad situation? 😄
Folks are sayin' they want Quad on
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where she can mix it up with Kenya. 😄 How y'all think that'd go? CLEARLY by the way Ms. Quad was leaaanin' in on this video, she ain't 'fraid of no Summer! 😄
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Chiiiile, Nene & her lace front done gone over to that otha network and never looked back! 😭
She looks happy! 😁 And young-𝘦𝘳 Hmm, those new bag$ definitely seem to have her Benjamin$ Buttoning, hunni!
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IDK maybe it's me but does anyone else notice how Juan & Rob's
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scenes always seem so rehearsed or forced? 🤔
Call me crazy but this doesn't feel like a causal conversation between lovers, it's giving 'quick staff meeting in the kitchen'. 🌸
Okay, Professsssor Wendy! 😍
Lawd have mercy, what is in that Potomac water?! Lately, the
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(well, most of 'em anyway😒) have never looked better! Go 'head, Zen Wen!
Sutton went from being a Friend Of to bonafide HW capable of fearlessly battling seemingly tougher adversaries. She's loyal, kind, quirky AF, & most importantly, the same person in every room she's in. Even without a storyline, she's managed to make herself a star. 💕
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Okay, Ms Ashley took another trip to Minnesota to hang with Luke. Mr. Summerhouse must've put that Midwest charm down, flipped it & reversed it, OKKK?! 😁 Mama is smitten and I love that for her! 💕
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Monique Samuels PULLED UP to Porsha & Simon's wedding, do 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 hear 👏🏾me?! 😍 Lookin' all modelesque & ready for Season 2 of
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. We're here for it!
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"When Kenya came on S5, things changed..." - Nene
Do y'all agree, did Kenya's introduction to the HW universe launch the 'create a storyline' foolery that's plaguing many of the current shows? 🤔
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"Nicole is the REAL Barbie, and that bothers Alexia to the bone." - Adriana
Friends, did Ms. Adriana correctly clock that tea?? 😄 Do you agree Alexia is jealous of Nicole? 🤔
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"Nene, would you ever come back to
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Ms. Nene chats with TMZ about Wig's divorce,
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ratings, a return to the show, and those shadddy Bravo execs, chile! 🍑
Andy: Wendy had a martini thrown in her eye.
Gizelle: I don't like her, it doesn't matter to me.
And there you have it, folks. 😒 For those of you who say fans ride Gizelle too hard, remember this moment. In it, mama showed us 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 who she is.
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"When you were my age, you had EDGES." 😮☠️😂
Puerto Read-Co is one of my favorite
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episodes ever. Claudia should've returned for S8 based on this scene alone—even if only as a Friend Of! What do you think? 🍑
"Candiace can't keep going for the white meat, she hits too low..." - Ashley
Chiiiile, if there's one thing Ashley is gon' alllways do, it's find a way to shift blame to Candia' gyrl whenever some shhh pop off!
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15 years & counting, IKTR!!!
Happy anniversary to one of the funniest (and pettiest!) couples on Bravo, the Harris'! 💕
37 houses later, y'all two are still calling each other home, I love it!!! 😁
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😁 It's looking like Gizelle and her daughter Grace found their groove! 🎶
So nice seeing Grace enjoying her mama's company & not embarrassed! 😄💕
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"We were on a need-to-know basis." - Bob on his surprising Shereé with a secret daughter
😳 Was anyone else gagged by how this scene played out?! I know I & the gyrls were!!
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"Dixie cup is gonna help us out here, I guess." 😂😂😂
Y'all remember when Medium Mbele checked Kimmi Zo'? And hell, rightfully so! Wig & that funky attitude should've stayed at home.
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GAGGGGGG'D!!! 😮 Despite the success of S1 of
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, Nene states...
*She earned ONLY 10k for S1, $5 for the reunion
*S2, approx 50K
*S3 the gyrls (She, Kim & Shereé) retained an attorney and earned $100-150k
*The "real money" didn't start coming in until S4
Y'all, THIS is what we mean when I say babeee that 'Bravo effect' be effffffffecting!
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In the words of
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's Ashley Darby, "I like these revisions." 😁
I didn't catch the gyrls on Family Fued but it looks like they had a good ol' time! 😁
NGL, a peaches & oranges pairing wasn't on my bingo card for this summer but I'll take it. 😄
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Mrs. Drew with a hot new lewk! 😍
Lemme find out this newly single mama out here trying to find herself a Derwin Davis, Okkkkkkay?! 😉 Get into iiiiiiit! 😄
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Just finished
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Can someone explain why folks are saying Monica cleared?
Like frfr. Put me on.
Cause IMO, Ms. Thing got caught, changed her story 50-'leven times, threw a whollle 10th-grade tantrum, & was then CLEARED of her seat because of it.
Make it make sense...
Nuh-uh not Kimberly, chile!!! 😄😂
Y'all, I might need a 7-11 Big Gulp cup, IDK if I'm prepared to catch all this tea Nene is about to spill today! 😄
What I DO know is mama's finna remind the saints why she is IRREFUTABLY one of the reasons HWs is on the map! 💐
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🌸These
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before & afters never get old! I appreciate their vulnerability and allowing themselves to be seen sans glam. 📺
Some of your other favorite housewives would nevvvvvvver! 😂
"Big boy" Chris Samuels is still going hard using the gym to push through that divorce. 💪🏾
I can imagine the ladies are lining up in hopes Mr. Man & those biceps needs a, ahem, 'workout partner'. 😉
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