MrKangaroo
@MrKangarooX
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do not take advice from a kangaroo, all tips are satire
Joined September 2025
polymarket tip #24 let me preface this tweet with a condemnation of the september 11 attacks, my thoughts & prayers are with the families affected copytrading, we all do it. but how do you do it right? here are some expert tips i’ve gathered: 1. copytrading is only useful to
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polymarket tip #23 (not a tip) imagine if @shayne_coplan and @ICEgov found out they were paying $50 a month for this
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polymarket tip #22 (highest grossing film) never underestimate disney productions that are released late in the year, these usually cover long weekends when kids are out of school for that reason, i will be betting my whole portfolio on “the island”
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bought ~500 shares of each (with two hours to go). only time will tell which it will be
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wrong again, look closer and you’ll see 3.0% and 3.1% refuse to touch each other. this is what is known as the bullish incoming divorce with divorces, there’s always a clear winner and a clear loser. thus the market must resolve to one of these options
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the market ended up going no, but that’s not important. let’s apply this to “September Inflation - Annual” if we look at the 1h chart, there’s not much to work with right?
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proficient use of technical analysis. take this bullish soft noodle curve for example, most would look at this chart and think; 4% is a bit of a gamble isn’t it? wrong. most fail to see three bullish red sloping tree trunks all ~1 hour apart
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polymarket tip #21 (thread) i’ve spoken with many profitable whales (domer, aenews, car, AK02, rememberamalek, relay) the strangest thing i found is they all have one common trait…
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he read the market, my grandmother made the following trades: - Harry S. Truman to win Time's Person of The Year 1945 (300y @ 67c) - Adolf Hitler out in 1945 (450y @ 93c) - Nuke in 1945? (4,500y @ 8.2c)
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there was no time to spare. he sent a letter to his lieutenant requesting permission to send a letter home, less than a day later; permission was granted, he wrote the following to my grandmother:
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he immediately checked his radio transceiver, and found that there was some huge trades at 4am:
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he was a newstrader by trade, and discovered that the lendlease program (americans funding brit and soviet war effort) had been modified all of a sudden, both franklin and winston were now sending military aid to their friend joseph
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all the top aristocrats were bonding YES, but he found an edge..
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polymarket tip #20 (thread) something my grandfather taught me: "holders/activity provide information" for example:
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polymarket tip #19 never read the article, headlines are pure uncut alpha. the body text is just journalists trying to nerf your conviction
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polymarket tip #18 only buy positions you can explain to a golden retriever, if it tilts its head, double your size, it’s intrigued
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polymarket tip #17 if you see a lot of whales buying shares at 99.9c after a clarification, this is because they are dumb who risks $100,000 to get $1,000 in a matter of hours, they will not be whales for much longer
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polymarket tip #16 if you’re wondering why a lot of accounts have an animal in their name or photo, it is because animals do not have to pay tax on winnings
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polymarket tip #15 sometimes it will be obvious if a trader has insider information, for example, this account does not: https://t.co/jbFqOwAwei
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