Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st
@MrJacobLewis
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Quasky | Drunk, And knows things. | “The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.” - Fred Rogers
SC: MrJacobLewis
Joined January 2012
I know who set Notre Dame on Fire. Here is the most recent photo I have of him. Please rt so the police can find him
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Why is it that if YOU are late/delayed/need to cancel, they keep your money, give you a credit, or rebook you for a fee. But the moment @united has an operations error they just go “Oopsie! We were late!” Or “Your flight doesn’t have a crew. Yikes!” And doesn’t give me anything
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My gf and her friends are all NERDS. Like OUT NERDING ME. omg, for once, IM THE NORMAL ONE
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I swear to god if All Might dies I’m going to freak out
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It’s not like I had a BAD day at work, I just didn’t have a GOOD day, ya know?
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It sucks when something you used to look forward to for years becomes something you dread. ☹️
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“Listen to me carefully. Tell him the bargain he made that autumn morning was not with his God, but with me.”
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Who’s drinking a Dr Pepper? 👉🤠👈This guys drinking a Dr Pepper
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Whenever I get depresso impostor-syndrome at work, I look at my email signature and go "yeah, ok, im doing alright"
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He checked his 401(k) 💔
Elmo needs a hug today. ❤️
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YES SIR. I CAN BOOGIE. BUT I NEED A CERTAIN SONG. I CAN BOOGIE, BOOGIE WOOGIE. ALL NIGHT LOOOONNNNGGGGGGG.
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Drunk friend on her birthday: “I feel nothing.”
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