⚡David Angelo⚡
@MrDavidAngelo
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Professional Maniac. DM for bookings
Joined January 2009
My special is perfect. It's only 24 minutes because I think that's the perfect amount of time to watch standup on a screen. I dare you to find anything wrong with it. Watch the whole thing and let me know. https://t.co/MbQZnV6rEA
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Idk maybe we can tighten the admissions standards up a smidge?
This should go without saying, but terrorist illegal aliens should NOT be operating 18-wheelers on America’s highways. @ICEgov arrested Akhror Bozorov, a criminal illegal alien from Uzbekistan wanted in his origin country for belonging to a terrorist organization. He is accused
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Thank you to the judge working overtime to help this carjacker stay in the country. That's what we need more of.
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This criminal illegal alien has a history of violence including -assault with a deadly weapon -multiple counts of burglary -multiple counts of carjacking -carjacking with a firearm -trespassing onto private property, -multiple counts of taking a vehicle without owner consent
My posts about this are being throttled, but I'll try 1 more time: This is Roman Surovtsev. Has lived here since age 5. Tomorrow he'll be taken from his US citizen wife & 2 young daughters & deported to Ukraine, where he'll be conscripted into the army. Pls share! CNN article👇
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You know how people make fun of the Native Americans for trading away their land for some beads? This is that.
.@SecRollins: China has "begun to buy" soybeans after @POTUS' historic meeting with President Xi. "We've already just got about 330,000 [tons] out, but we'll get there... we're going to get that deal signed... and then we're off to the races."
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It’s alarming that @CNN can ALWAYS be counted on to run cover for VIOLENT FELONS. Imagine if they showed the same care for American citizens. On August 1, ICE arrested aggravated felon and illegal alien from Russia, Roman Antatolevich Surovtseva. Surovtseva has a final order of
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I'm not watching a CNN video but I already know this story is bullshit. REAL IDs are issued to illegal aliens (see: "Anmol Anmol") and it does not mean anything to have one. Therefore, this headline is certified #FakeNews CNN is nonstop fake manipulative shit.
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I remain confused why the parents in these situations (and there are many) never make a peep. You got kids getting killed all over the place and the families just move on and stay silent.
The little girl who was killed earlier this week in Boise by an illegal alien was identified as Mora Gerety. She was just 8 years old. Zero stories in the New York Times. Zero stories in the Washington Post. Zero stories in the Associated Press. You'll see thousands of
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Has Nashville become a free range liberal psychiatric ward yet (like every other blue city) or is it still kind of normal? Are there any red cities where there's things to do beyond getting shit-faced at bars and vaping up every room like they think it'll make Slipknot appear?
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As upsetting as this is, knowing that the Democrats are going to flood the country with criminals again when they win the next election makes the occasional arrest seem almost pointless. The country is fucked unless normal people radicalize.
This illegal alien stole over $150K in SNAP benefits. Even worse: 186,000 DEAD people are still receiving benefits. SNAP fraud is out of control. Thankfully, @SecRollins is getting to the bottom of it!
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"Wizard of Oz" music is back to back bangers. All hits. "Wicked" is like a high school project. Not one song is even a toe tapper. Maybe AI can rescue musical theater from the nose dive it's been in?
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When the economy and dollar invariably collapse, please remember Trump was just doing more wealth redistribution and other interventionist policies. Don't blame capitalism or free markets.
.@POTUS on his tariffs dividend proposal: "When I pay people $2,000 each for low- and moderate-income and middle-income people — everybody but the rich will get this — that's not made up. That's real money. That comes from other countries."
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Immigration discourse in America is so far left that we're wringing our hands over deporting a guy who shot a pregnant woman. Normal people need to radicalize or we're toast.
José Barco, a Purple Heart recipient who served 15 years in prison for attempted murder, was deported from the U.S., marking the latest chapter in a case that has raised questions over the rights of noncitizen veterans who have committed a crime.
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Foreign intelligence agencies don't even need to run propaganda anymore. Their citizens can do it on their own and our tech companies pay them in ad revenue. Civilization never anticipated this level of weaponized stupidity.
Videos on social media sites like Facebook show intense dramatic scenes of federal agents detaining migrants, many of which are racking up hundreds of thousands of views each. The catch? They’re fake.
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Lmao
The BBC has always been a joke... Here's Chief Correspondent, Jeremy Bowen, pretending to be under Russian attack when an elderly Ukrainian lady walking her dog stops to make sure he's okay.
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People who tell me to stop talking about politics and to focus on comedy are forgetting that my comedy is bad.
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Literally maybe 6 or 7 people actually do work at this place.
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He's just another Democrat
Trump Organization Requested Record Number of Foreign Workers in 2025 "The Trump Organization requested 184 foreign workers to work across various company properties, a record number that has increased over the years." https://t.co/QPjPcHpqlr
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I spent a lot of time debunking Russian Collusion stories because I thought it was a dishonest way Democrats were manipulating people. But those people didn't mind being lied to. And Trump didn't bother to refute any of it. So he can eat this Epstein shit all day long now.
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Before the internet, radio and TV were also celebrated as potential tools of enlightenment. The reality is that peasants are peasants for a reason and the church was correct in the 1500s that it would just cause chaos if they were allowed to read.
periodic reminder that in the early 2000s we talked about the internet as prometheus bringing fire to civilization, as the education of every child alive with literally all human knowledge — liberated. and today we're mostly shitposting in a swamp of commie pods and onlyfans.
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