It was a wonderful ride x

If you were born the year that Red Red Wine came out... UB40! 🤡

Might have found it harder to recruit a load of people to build a clone if thousands of useful folk weren’t sacked a few months ago… 😬

What do I need to do in order to never see any threads on how to prompt chatgpt or use chatgpt to work two jobs or how to build a worthless startup using chatgpt. I'd still like to hear about AI and the occasional chatgpt related milestones. Asking for a friend.

It’s kicking off here

THE BIG QUESTION: You can choose one of these people never to have existed. Which is it:

Outstanding first floor #vibes this morning #IYKYK 🔥

BREAKING News coming in of a man who seems to have fallen into an upholstery machine. Thankfully it sounds like he’s fully recovered…

Made some fish tacos the other night. Turns out they do NOT like Mexican food…

FROM WAGS TO SNITCHES

Heard some OUTSTANDING suggestions for the title of any upcoming TV dramatisation of the #wagathachristie affair. WAGNAROK (genius) THE SCOUSETRAP (sublime) Any more for any more crew??

BREAKING: One of Kim Jong-un's soldiers has defected to the South!! Apparently he fancied a Korea change..

If you bought something online and later realised you could save £150 by sending it back, rebuying it as part of a bigger package and then selling the extra bits you don’t need on eBay…would you? Would require extra post office trips and the pain of eBaying

There’s been a lot of very serious chat on Twitter over the last 24 hours. Key for me though is to understand which of these the majority thinks is the most satisfying feeling:

Putin invades Ukraine then threatens nuclear catastrophe if EU installs no fly zone. And to think, this time last year all we had to worry about was covid exterminating the planet. Oh to be back in those happier, simpler times 🤪

RIP MC Skibadee, one of the original titans of drum and bass & jungle music. He leaves a massive hole in the industry, but also an incredible legacy. Thanks for the memories legend 🔥

Just rummaging through the boxes that held all my office stuff pre-covid. Ahhhhhh takes me back. What a time to be alive! 🌶 🍫

If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance your answer will be correct?

The more I read about the Metaverse the more I just think “Second Life but with NFTs”. I don’t see VR experiences ever being mainstream despite what Silicon Valley crypto bros might tell you. What do we think crew? In 5 years time the Metaverse will be:

My Mexican neighbour has just opened a Christmas tree rental service. 🌲 It's called For Lease Navidad. 🎉 MERRY XMAS ALL 🎉