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Faiba after my 3rd purchase of the 2.5GB bundle… Aaaaiii taniua na bonuses!
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Don't give us any updates about politicians unless they died. Thanks..
COTU Secretary General Francis Atwoli elected Global Worker’s Awareness Fund chairman in Sydney, Australia.
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Amkeni bana tung'ang'ane tutafutie Omosh kakitu, juu si ndio tulimleta Nairobi.
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Driver ametuagusha kwa ditch na watu hawascream. Guess we all ready for the next life beech
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Dear Kenyan Landlords, here’s a way to add storage in the bathroom. This is super simple and nice.. tissue ikiisha you just refill.
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Being the face of infidelity is crazy 💀😂😂
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Strictly.
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Who says boma? Waluhya lakini 😂😂
Nimefika kwa Boma napata sina maji like niggas in Lang'ata
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Huanza ama huonekana? Kila siku huanza asubuhi 😹😹
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Karibu nipige sherehe, I thought ni gwaheri...
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We fanya kazi siku ya holiday hujakatazwa. Usitupunguzie starehe..
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Nani amesema ni mkate 😒
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You’re the 5th generation living in a rented house but you’re opposing the housing fund? Are we programmed to be this stupid??
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Wababa walifanya wengine wenyu mjiite kienyeji and it's still the funniest thing I saw jana 😂😂😂
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Who knows this person? He has dropped his ID 😭 there should be notice boards or something we can drop these at. Please RT his people might be on your tl
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Ombachi. I’ve never even by accident seen that other guy cooking thought he was a pastor but they saying he moans while he cooks 😩😩😩
Okay away from cars. Who do you think he is the best chef between Holy Dave and Ombachi ?
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Oh Brotha, so today on the nation. Someone paid for this woman's obituary and she went to disprove it herself. Now listen, kuna mambo mengi ya kutisha yanaendelea Kenya but hii imenitisha. 😭😫
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Soo mbili ya ofisi imemuuma mpaka akashindwa kuvumilia akaona atushow 😤😤😤😭😭
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Tukiwa shule ile point ya "Lack of capital" haikuwa inahit the way it does now. Mangai mbesha no igurukie mundu 😭😹
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“I wake up and think, how did I do it. In God we trust.” Ame exposiwa kama mwizi 🤔
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Huyo jamaa kazi niku body shame and he needs a whole pharmacy of drugs to look like an insect 😂😂😂😂
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That must be a 22yr old. Had one in my dm telling me he likes when older women take him out ye ni baby boy.. I was vomiting blood, the young ones are unhinged..
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Thought it’s on MyDawa 😀
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Mbona unataka kutoka, ukitoka unakuwa at risk ya kuwekwa but ukiwa huko hakuna pro max. Safe space if you ask me
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She not even from the mountain, just appointing kings 😂😂
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Love that for him, may all his plans fail
BREAKING: President Ruto’s affordable housing plan suffers blow as the Court of Appeal declines to extend an order allowing the government to continue collecting housing levy.
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Why is she letting her son drive? 😭
Mbogi hapo nyuma kama ingekuwa na option ingeshuka itembee
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Wewe tu ndio uli speculate, we don’t care to check so much it’s all you lol
Kate Actress subtly puts an end to speculation about her relationship status.
#kateactress
#bnn
#telegram
BNN BASIC -
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Kwani umefua screenshot?
Manchester United really be depending on individual brilliance.
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Ghai huna filters? Kwa nini hii meal inakaa ya ukweli? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Elon Musk thinks we gotta be here. Bro we will logout of your app and leave you and your app alone..
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Sueh is the face of Odibets btw 😅
Hoping the dark skin babes go where they’re appreciated. In America I’m shooting magazine covers and in Kenya I wouldn’t make a betting sports ad. What a joke
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Ask the fake people in your fake scenario
If the Wife's salary is 50K, while the Husband's salary is 35K, what is the total cash in that house?
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Amicus lambae itinae
Tafuta pesa usikua unaita watu Assholes when they brag about their money. Shalom my sister
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People be hating on cabbage coz they can’t cook it well.
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The way the cheeks move be sending me each time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thisano nguruki
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Losing a parent changes you forever..idk who thought death was a good idea. They give us these angels then one day just take them 🥺
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I am looking at my neighbors little kids playing at their dads matanga and it triggers some feelings.. One Monday we went to school came back to so many people at our house and I was so happy that we had guests, I loooved people. Eh little did I know my mum had died. I was 9 😰🥺
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So much talk of meat on the TL but yours is the only one I want...
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Saa hii maswali za location sijibu could be Gashau 😂
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Not you having the depth of a saucer and the loudness of a banshee. We ain't need to see your ass out like that, but one day when you need fighting for we will still fight for you it's the internalized misogyny.. get well soon Ms Mamas
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Idk but they need to plant trees..
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I carried a whole sound system just for the fundi to tell me “we ndio una connect vibaya, iko sawa!”
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Another one asked me if I'd love to go watch him play ps with his pals, Deno pls I'm 56yrs I have responsibilities..
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The father figure ate his girl, hukumbuki nawe
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I’d not want that. Pole
@ItsJeffreyJeff
Mwambie akuje polepole.
Tell her I make people read their tweets to my face and smack them.
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Kama ile scandal ya oomf, siku ya expose I learnt he was asking women and men for money but me he asked vagene. What do I look like 😂😂
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All the people who rescued animals before they burnt that place are heroes 🥲
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Njeri hata mambo yake sishindanii nayo coz she’s just a different type of crazy but we kama mwanaume twarutaniire naku?
Why you keep clout chasing with my name so much kajana, mimba mnasema niko nayo nimebeba wapi?
Business your mind. You dumb ass, bitch ass, slow, messy, NIGGA!
Hapa me nitaweka @. Na vile huyo mumama alikua na mbio kuturoast. Waaah! 😂
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Olaaaaaait gakuo size nitawiikirite kana ndwikiriite. Long weekend 😍🥳🫣
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SGR ingewekwa route ya Western and they get a good train it would have made more sense than MSA
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El-Shaddai, if it's not Your will, let it slip through my grasp and give me peace not to worry about it. Amen 🙏
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I like how they asked him about economic issues and he said he is not well informed on that topic but he can speak about Education. Kuna wengine breakfast inawafanya watapike mambo kwa tv for a cup of tea...
I listened to Sossion this morning discuss CBC.....he may not be CS material but he needs to be in the Ministry of Education as CBC is reviewed....very knowledgeable with great ideas....despite his corrupt ways.
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But Stanbic are serious thugs, they charge us to do Stanbic to Stanbic transfers I don’t expect nothing less
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