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When you come back home to find visitors at home and then you see a random kid sleeping on your bed
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Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
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Men are babies! My brother, who was a 400-level student at the time, had some severe rashes on his p£nis. He called our parents to complain. They sent him money to go to the hospital for treatment, but after a few days, it reoccurred. So they told him to come home. When he got
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wtf is wrong with you guys? 🤣
It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital
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I read “towards Uk” and my eyes first blur until I got to the end of the sentence.
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇨🇾 Iran launches missiles towards UK military base in Cyprus.
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Like what did we do to deserve this?
Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a pandemic, crypto bubble, jobs replaced by AI, and possibly WW3 before hitting 43
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I can imagine the odour
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Started seeing igbos in a different light? Fuck out of here please
So I came to Cardiff, Wales 🏴 for a two-week training. I would have spent over £650 on hotel accommodation for the two-week stay. I met an Igbo guy attending the same training. After we got talking and I told him I came from England 🏴, he asked where I planned to stay. I said
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On my way to Zara🏃🏾♀️
At Heathrow Airport on my way to Glasgow this morning, I noticed a sweet, pleasant smell that made me delay my check-in for a couple of minutes just so I could get the name of the perfume. Man was on call, but he kinda noticed I was trying to get his attention. He said, ZARA
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when you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off
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Whenever I fill out a form that says "In case of emergency, who should we call?" I always put "ambulance. "Because nobody in my family is answering an unknown number
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BREAKING: Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson shouted “N*GGER” while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage at the BAFTA Film Awards
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