TONIGHT at @dnalounge Get your freaky on this week as we celebrate the middle of summer with our annual SUPER SEXY SUMMER SHOW! Chock full of dirty songs, naive erotica, horny letters, and more! Tomorrow in Oakland at @thenewparish . Tickets:

Meet Sara. As a teen she was attracted to the bad boy. And in the 90s this meant getting hot and bothered over DARK BROODING ANARCHISTIC poetry!.$5 off presales with codes:.7.11-SF: KCPGN8.7.12- OAK: sexytime.Tickets:

Meet Matt. As a horny kid, he quickly learned to creat TWO diaries. One as the parental/ god fearing decoy, & the other what he actually felt. Hear BOTH FRI/SAT at Mortified’s Sexy Summer Show!.$5 off presales w/ codes:.7.11-SF: KCPGN8.7.12- OAK: sexytime.

Meet Jacob. As a horny teenager, he created Love Lists that changed daily. He also wrote a poor attempt at erotica from someone who had never even held a girl’s hand. FRI and SAT at Mortified.$5 off presales with codes:.7.11-SF: KCPGN8.7.12- OAK: sexytime.

Meet Emma. Hear the diaries of a goody two shoes who decided to decided to change her ways and explore her overbearing hormones this FRI and SAT at Mortified’s Super Sexy Summer Show!.$5 off presales with codes:.7.11-SF: KCPGN8.7.12- OAK: sexytime.Tickets:

Meet the readers! This week, these five amazing adult humans will be sharing their horny, hilarious, and depraved, teenage diaries, poetry, and poorly made erotica at our Super Sexy Summer show! $5 off presales w/codes:.7.11-SF: KCPGN8.7.12- OAK: sexytime.

When summer’s at it’s peak we are featuring what lurks in the teenage brain! Hear adults share their cringe worthy teen secrets, diaries, poetry, and poorly written erotica! 7/11 & 7/12 in SF & OAK!.$5 Presale Discount codes:.SF: KCPGN8.OAK: sexytime.

It’s the middle of summer, and what better time to give the people what they want. a show dedicated entirely to most student’s favorite subject… SEX! Bring a date, or find a date, or just come to laugh your ass off!.Next Week!.TICKETS:

Its the middle of the Sunmer, the heat is on, and Mortified is serving up It’s hottest show ever! Check out our Super sexy summer show Jul 11 and 12 featuring our most raging hormone based pieces! SF and OAK!.Tickets:

TONIGHT end the hate by celebrating LOVE in all its forms. Mortified presents Morti-PRIDE is TONIGHT at 7:30 @ @thenewparish !!!.$5 off with online code: pride25.

Last nights pride show was EPIC! We heard about how to watch regular girls make out on grandmas computer, what Kevin LBC means, how Jesus can create assless chaps & more! Join us TONIGHT for Morti-PRIDE Oak! 7:30 PM at @thenewparish.

TONIGHT: Celebrate PRIDE month with a hilarious, all new LGTBQ+ themed MORTIFIED at the MECCA- @sfoasis !!!!.Tomorrow in Oakland!.

Mortified Presents: Morti-PRIDE, a collection of LGTBQ+ folks sharing their awkward, embarrassing & hilarious teen diaries LIVE in Oakland Saturday at @thenewparish !!.$5 off online presales with code: pride25.Tix:

TOMORROW’S Morti-PRIDE in SF at @theoasissf is almost SOLD OUT! Buy tix now or for the same show SAT in Oakland at @thenewparish at $5 off presale OAK with code: pride25

Meet Paul. As a budding gay teen, he had his first real interaction, and quickly realized that he needed to learn the art of giving a bl@wj@b. Witness these incredible and hilarious journal this Friday and Saturday at Morti-Pride!. Tix:

Meet Kevin. Hear what happens when a teenager comes out of the closet only to be forced back into the closet when he gets shipped to a conservative British boarding school. t Morti-PRIDE is this FRI and SAT in SF and Oakland. Sat show is almost sold out! .

Witness the debut of Kelly this weekend as she shares some stories of trying to find god while also discovering masturbation. Morti-PRIDE is this FRI and SAT in SF and OAK. Tix:

This weekend: Witness Kenny sharing his teen written rap songs to prove he wasn’t gay at Mortified’s PRIDE show in SF and OAK! Fri and Sat!.$5 off presales with codes:.SF- loveislove25.OAK- pride25.Tix:

Meet the readers! This Fri and Sat, these five amazing humans will share their LGTBQ+ diaries, rap songs, and biblical erotic fantasies in front of a semi drunk audience. Celebrate our most fabulous month of the year with Morti- PRIDE!.Tickets:

In 1 week! Witness a collection of our best and most potentially scandalous LGTBQ Mortified pieces EVER at MORT- PRIDE in SF June 13 at @theoasissf and in Oakland June 14 at @thenewparish ! Share the shame at our most FABULOUS show of the year!.Tickets: