Dave | Deseret Nationalist
@MormonMarksman
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Husband • Father² • Biz Owner² • Competitive Shooting Nerd • Aspiring Day-trader • The Church of Jesus Christ • I block obnoxious weirdos
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Joined February 2018
Being an "expert" doesn't mean your argument is better, it means you should be able to make a better argument. If you can't then that's on you.
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Sorry, should have tagged that with a spoiler alert.
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The best part of The Chosen is when Jesus reveals he doesn’t like raisins.
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@MormonMarksman I'm a REAL MAN. I eat RAW MEAT and HAVE SEX AFTERWARDS. The RAW MEAT is an aphrodiasiac that turns me into a SEXATION MACHINE RAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
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Wife keeps finding random bullets lying around the house. 😂
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Guys I think I found an engagement hack. Maybe I can beat @jaredadairbell to 10k
Jehovahs Witnesses are Christian.
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In case you needed more evidence fuentes is gay.
Nick Fuentes gives a hot take; he doesn't care for steak: "Adults want to get a steak with mushrooms and béarnaise sauce, fuck you—dude, give me the cookie skillet." 😂
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sex with your wife would be masturbation. you’ve interpreted yourself into a homosexual
@HermitFather It’s definitely a bad thing that shouldn’t be done, I’m just confused why it would be called rape if you are one flesh after marriage. You can’t rape yourself.
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Hey @AleMartnezR1 I rounded up some obnoxious dorks for you to argue with.
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How is “marital rape” a real thing when a married couple are of one flesh? You can’t rape yourself.
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Geez, i come back from shooting a match and my mentions are overrun with obnoxious dorks. Not reading all that…
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Entire Wards?
I am aware that for many, President Oaks' stance on LGBT issues is a major concern about his upcoming appointments to the presidency. I heard one rumor, hopefully wildly exaggerated, that entire wards are threatening to leave the church when he becomes Prophet. I wrote the
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It cracks me up when people quote this type of stuff as if it proves the Trinity. Like they just suddenly forget that rhetorical devices exist and that Christ used them all the time.
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2-3 days ago I had a sudden burst of new followers for no apparent reason. It freaks me out when that happens. Was I mentioned somewhere or something? Wth is going on?
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Correct! Obviously.
Sex has the potential to create babies so when you consent to sex you are consenting to pregnancy
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“The trinity is an incomprehensible divine mystery but is also very simple to understand” is a surprisingly common Trinitarian apologetic here on Twitter.
“The Trinity cannot be true because I am too willfully stupid to understand it” is a surprisingly common Mormon apologetic here on Twitter.
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I prayed for God to send me the right woman for years. He finally blessed me with a woman so right that i’m always wrong. #Blessed
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Protestant theology makes no sense. Choosing to have faith in Christ is also a work. It’s something you (and only you) can and must do in order to gain salvation.
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