If you owned one of these as a kid then you were the coolest. Heck I see kids still wear them so even young zoomers get 💪

俺の絵だ！ひさしぶりー！

Gm. I'm doing some light work today then doing lunch with Darek. I hope you guys have some fun or peace.

I got jumpscared by a sex Ed doll for nurses. A client just had it in their home, just dressed up and wearing a big head, which I thought to be a weird kid at first. It's hermaphroditic, and I guess to bring it home her dad had to carry it through a school.

Gm. My hips and back hurt. I want to work but blugh

Goodnight and eep tight. Also they don't tell you this but you can just wear peach undies and your husband will love it 🥰

Goodmorning oomfies 🥰. Josie has trained me so well that as she sees me slowly wake up she waits on her heating pad for me to turn it on. When I do she'll usually readjust and do little stomps.

Gn. It's a rare time I feel my hip dips are cute

I'm home from work! I see lots of people following me due to that Bready art. It's not my art. I just got it off gelbooru so if you reverse image search you'll get the sauce. I did physical work in 109 degrees so I'm wiped. Luckily though soon I start my office job 💪

Literally legally questioned and attempted persecuted for comedy. I haven't listened to afroman since I was a kid but these songs peak my interest 🐱. Great job miss Stryzan

Gmmm. I'm still sore from last night but hopefully I can do good at work. I need to do my drug test and air my tires first though. I hope things are good for you

I can't explain the sheer joy I'm in. I GOT MY DREAM JOB! Omg I nearly cried at my new boss just out of shock and joy. Just omg I barely believe it.

Yeah I need to only post pics in the morning since I look way better 😌

Gm. Sorry if I don't see you. This app is really bugging today. Luckily I know a guy who's great at dealing with bugs

Update! I stole his chair and his heart 🥰

I did it! Thursday is the second interview. I just have to hope my medical need of sunglasses won't hinder my chances. I know what to expect though and was given tools to succeed so hopefully I can get it and officially kickstart a good career 🥰

Good morning oomfies. I'm already so tired. Hopefully my brain works for this interview

Complaining until your boss shits himself works! Because I looked and my commission rate doubled. It's like they know 👀👀. I'll still tell them to kiss my butt if I get this good job tho

I have interviews almost everyday this week. Perfect especially since my boss said work will only get worse. At least Josie always helps me 😽

Goodmorning! I realized that today I need to explain to my boss that a client had a fight with police, and apparently was taken away by SWAT. Why people go nuts I'll never know. At least it'll be funny at my meeting.