Monzo Bus
@MonzoBus
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Every bus has its day. This'll be my last tweet but not my last beep! I'll still be driving around delivering quality service and shockingly bright colours to your bus route. See you on board 🚌 Beep beep!
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A dog just got on the bus, fell asleep, then woke up and did a big stretch. I think we can all agree, it's been a great day
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Some people say 'thank you driver' when they get off the bus and I think about that a lot ❤️
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The next bus stop is closed. No, the driver can't just stop and let you off. I don't know why. I'm just a bus.
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The postman always rings twice. Unless you're a postman, please only ring my bell once
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Never mind they're not pyjamas, I just don't understand fashion. Probably because I'm a bus
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Someone has got on wearing their pyjamas. Willing to bet they take a nap in the back seat
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hide and seek is hard when you're a bus
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Fun fact: it's called the top "deck" of a bus because all buses used to be ships!
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You know when you wait ages for a bus and three come along at once. That's amazing!
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