Montecito Minimalist
@Montecito_Min
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Not That Duchess
Joined March 2025
I started Montecito Minimalist with zero titles, zero funding, and zero backing—just print-on-demand, affiliate links, and a bit of snark. Thank you to everyone who bought something. Proof you don’t need a prince, a palace, or a Netflix deal to make something that actually sells
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Meet the glamorous airline pilot who's come up with a very entertaining side hustle - poking fun at Meghan Markle online
dailymail.co.uk
The aviator, 36, is also a lifestyle brand satirist selling cosy-seeming products such as candles, mugs, sweaters and bags - but bearing pointed, mocking slogans.
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In an era of curated candlelight and accidental feathers, a new term emerges: Blocklighting. Where elegance is dimmed—not by accident, but design. 🕯️🪶 Shop at https://t.co/ooKrvbbhGr
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July 1 was Princess Diana's birthday. She was killed by a drunk driver. Today (on Diana's birthday) Meghan is launching a rosé....
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Got around to putting out the perfect door mat for my office, where packages get dropped off 🤣🤣 @Montecito_Min greatest ever !! https://t.co/Cpph6I6969
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@54WhittySmitty @Montecito_Min I haven't even opened the HRH book and am falling about laughing at the reviews on the back (I used to work in publishing, dealing with these sorts of things) I've even elevated my strawberries with some mint in honour!!
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I asked ChatGPT to mock up a cease and desist letter for #jamesonstocks this took 2 minutes. #meghanmarkle @MeghansMole @piersmorgan @Rileydo73362981 @Tamarindos9 @the_royal_rogue
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Oh my God! This chick is unbelievable!! <However, the streaming service has denied this allegation, with a spokesperson telling The Independent: "No legal letter was sent to Jameson Stocks from Netflix."> https://t.co/IHHnpvl6xn
independent.co.uk
Chef alleged his anti-Meghan comments saw him receive a warning from streaming service
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OMG #PrinceHarry is FREDO! https://t.co/OnXMnJWDZx
@Knesix @the_royal_rogue @MattSunRoyal @DM_Maureen_
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Shop Keep Calm and Mind the Spare Collection at https://t.co/ooKrvbbhGr
#Princeharry @BBCWorld @BBCNews @piersmorgan @DM_Maureen_ @DailyMailUK @DailyMailAU
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In honor of #princeharry here’s our Live, Laugh, Lawsuit travel mug- available at
montecitominimalist.com
Start your morning the Montecito way—caffeinated and litigious. Whether you’re sipping tea (the gossip kind) or just fueling up for another day of holding grudges, this travel mug is perfect for...
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