The Buds are back and we need new Budtenders (staff) for our Discord! Think you got what it takes? Apply by opening a ticket on our server! https://t.co/kSD4gqdAcm

Every MonsterBud carries a little meteor energy ☄️. Some express it calmly. Some don’t.

Some MonsterBuds feel ancient 💎🌿. Like they remember the impact. Like they were there when it happened.

There’s a section of the field that grows faster than the rest 🌱. Healthier. Brighter. That’s where the meteor hit.

Two unstable MonsterBuds bred together last week 🧬🌿. The result doesn’t look natural. Feels powerful though.

Tried to rename a MonsterBud once. The vibe changed instantly 🌿😐. Some of them already know who they are.

Lit up a fresh MonsterBud and the room got quiet 💨. Not normal quiet. Heavy quiet. Like something was waiting.

Me: “This MonsterBud probably light.” MonsterBud: 😈🌿 Me 10 minutes later: 🛋️👁️

Bro I swear one of the MonsterBuds blinked at me 🌿👀. I thought I was just fried so I looked away. Looked back and it was smiling 😭🔥. I finished the bowl anyway.

This ain’t just weed anymore 🌿😈. It’s a relationship. You smoke the Bud… but the Bud lowkey smokes you back 💨👁️. Choose wisely.

Some MonsterBuds don’t like new people 👀🌱. Smoke it too fast or too careless and the vibe turns weird quick. Slow down. Let it breathe 😮‍💨🔥.

The meteor might be gone but the high stuck around ☄️💨. Every new Bud got a little space energy in it. Cosmic kush type situation 🌌🌿.

There’s Buds that look sweet and friendly 😌🌿. Pastel colors, happy faces, innocent vibes. Those the ones that put you on the couch for 6 hours 🛋️💀.

Collectors be arguing stats and rarity all day 📊🌿. Real ones just wanna know if it smokes. If it hits right, it hits right 😎🔥

Some of these MonsterBuds are actually chill as hell 😮‍💨🌿. Smooth smoke, couch-lock vibes, no aggression. Others though? Nah 😤🔥. You can feel the attitude before you even light it.

Nobody talks enough about the ooze 🧪👀. That stuff didn’t burn anything, it just soaked in. Next thing you know the plants looking back at you 🌿😳. Real “nah I’m too high for this” moment.

Yo, before the meteor, this spot was just good vibes 😌🌱. Music, smoke, people laughing all night. Then boom… sky rock hits the field ☄️. Buds been acting weird ever since.

Every MonsterBud leaves residue 🧪🌿. On your hands. In the air. In your head 😵‍💫💨. That’s how the field expands without growing.

Some MonsterBuds refuse to be harvested ✋🌿. Clippers snap, gloves melt, vibes turn hostile 😤🔥. If a Bud isn’t ready, you’ll know. They decide when it’s time.

The ooze never dried. It just sank deeper into the soil 🧪🌱. Years later, new Buds still come out glowing like they remember the impact ☄️😳. The meteor didn’t leave, it infected the land.