M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill
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I'm Ernie from southern Maine. Mostly post wordplay in retirement. Like streaming, the Atlantic Ocean, early jazz and the Boston teams. #F4F
Maine USA
Joined September 2011
“What do you know about Bonsai trees?” “Very little.”
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What did the browser say to the cookies? "Cache me if you can!"
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🚨 ATTN. New Jersey: MIKIE SHERRILL… - Refuses to commit that she won’t raise New Jersey’s sales tax. - Her plan will “cost you an arm and a leg, but if you’re a good person, YOU’LL DO IT.” As Governor, Mikie Sherrill will make YOU PAY! Vote AGAINST her on 11/4.
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I like to learn something new every day. A male ostrich can roar like a lion.
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The next time someone says, “Follow your dreams” go back to bed.
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Why did the young fish get a note to skip gym when basketball or soccer were scheduled? It was afraid of nets.
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“Well … aren’t you the waster of 300,000 years of evolution.”
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My management style was to believe in teamwork — I team, you work.
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Ah, nothing like fasting for bloodwork to start a day marvelously.
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$ABL Chairman & CEO Jay Jackson on @SubstackInc: "The Power of Uncorrelated Diversification During Market Volatility" | @LMInvestor "In an investment landscape characterized by increasing correlation across traditional asset classes, lifespan-based products represent a unique
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(Chemist Pickup Line): “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re awfully CuTe.”
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Our Post Office's e-mails don't say "coming today." They say "arriving soon."
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I like to learn something new every day. Cleopatra VII, the last pharaoh of Egypt, was actually of Greek descent, belonging to the Ptolemaic dynasty.
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball? “Catch you later.”
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A thought on this weekend’s “No Kings” tantrums. Nothing screams “I want to be an all-powerful monarch” like protecting the right of every peasant to be armed to the teeth. Because that’s what kings love — an armed populace capable of telling them to get stuffed. Right?
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When I visited Cape Cod, I thought of the people who were born and bred in Sandwich.
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I like to learn something new every day. Ching Shih, a former Chinese prostitute, commanded a fleet of over 300 ships and 20,000 pirates in the early 19th century.
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“Real-world impact has come much faster with AI than it did with mobile.” -Mike Krieger AI is already changing budgets, workflows, and P&Ls. We sat with @mikeyk, CPO at Anthropic. Here’s what he told me: • How AI is driving revenue today • Sonnet 4.5: Opus-level brains at
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Why did the standup comedian drop chemistry jokes? No one was reacting.
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Naturally I speak like an idiot. How else would you understand me?
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