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I'm Ernie from southern Maine. Mostly post wordplay in retirement. Like streaming, the Atlantic Ocean, early jazz and the Boston teams. #F4F

Maine USA
Joined September 2011
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“What do you know about Bonsai trees?” “Very little.”
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(Medical Pickup Line): “You must be a premature ventricular contraction because you make my heart skip a beat.”
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I like to learn something new every day. A group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance."
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One of Shakespeare’s descendants has made a name for himself investigating corporate hacks. As soon as he’s hired, he always starts with, “Once more unto the breach.”
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Those who dislike loud orchestral music hate it when composers turn forte.
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Many a zoo employee works under the gnu normal.
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I don’t know where you got your opinion, but I hope you kept the receipt.
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“I can pick the football snack today? Thanks for the popportunity.”
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Don’t hold back — espresso self.
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My brain has gone from “You probably should not type that” to “What the heck — let’s see what happens.”
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I guessed the price of lettuce right on the head.
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I’m not saying you’re wrong but you’re definitely not right.
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I like to learn something new every day. Caterpillars have 12 eyes, also called Ocelli, located in two groups of 6 eyes on each side of their head.
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What did the cake say to the pie? “Slice to meet you.”
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What did the bowling ball say to the pins? “You’re right up my alley.”
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(Charged atom teaching a tough class): “I’ve got my ion you!”
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Some people are as useless as the “ueue” in “queue.”
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Don’t go bacon someone’s heart today.
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What did the browser say to the cookies? "Cache me if you can!"
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I like to learn something new every day. A male ostrich can roar like a lion.
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The next time someone says, “Follow your dreams” go back to bed.
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