Susan Heffley
@MomHeffley
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Loving mommy of Greg, Manny and Rodrick. (This is a parody account)
Joined August 2018
Does anyone have more videos of amazing Chinese technology? If so, please send them my way!
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Chinese technology is AMAZING!
Chinese tech giant #Huawei unveiled two #laptops powered by HarmonyOS, marking the debut of its self-developed operating system on personal computers (PCs). #chinatech
https://t.co/w6vQvptWNV
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I am sick and tired of coming home from being milked hours on end to find my son Greg rotting in his DISGUSTING room, no matter how many times I tell him to tidy it up. How do I motivate my children to keep their spaces clean?????
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Hey guys. Susan heffley admin here. Sorry for the lack of posts, I caught my baby mama putting hot coins on our son and have been going through an extensive legal process due to the situation. More classic Susan tweets coming soon!
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.@BasharAlAssad Thanks for being a fan!
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lmao I went all my life and had no idea he looked like that? gave me a damn jump scare in the library today
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I just found out my husband frank has been cheating on me with this man for the last 7 months. If anyone sees him on the street, do me a favor and bash his head in 'til kingdom come!
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I caught my husband Frank squeezing it to the Shein billboard that sits across the road from our house. What is wrong with men?
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Greg, who we all know is keen on savings, has ordered two Crunchwrap Supremesβ’ for the price of one on the Taco Bell app. For a limited time, you can be like Greg and take advantage of this sweet deal too! Download the Taco Bell app today and start saving!
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You kinda look like me
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70,000 followers means Susan Heffley Q&A time! Ask me your burning questions and I will do my best to answer them!
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention! Greg and I will be having a SERIOUS talk when he gets home!
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MY SON TRAPPED ME IN ONE OF YOUR DISPLAY TOILETS!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! @HomeDepot
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