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STANCIL enters the apartment with a dour look on his face JAMAL: wass poppinโ Mr. Stancil? STANCIL: Hey Jamal. I got kicked out of the ICE Watch. JAMAL: whoa man, wassup with that? STANCIL cracks open a beer from the fridge STANCIL: they were mad I was doing press
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Will Stancil has apparently managed to get himself fired from being an unpaid anti-government insurgent.
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#FreeDoinks #MIGA BREAKING NEWS: Doinks the Retarded Frog who got suspended for AI edit of an e-girl as bald holding hot dogs and the e-girl he edited have actually been dating for 2 years and they did this whole thing for the love of the game. Neither of them expected this.
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His face was made more attractive because women are unable to feel empathy for unattactive men.
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Theyโre doing this to me at work tomorrow #FreeDoinks #MilkforDoinks
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โa good example of Army Aviation "half-assery," the Captain Tammy Duckworth shoot down in Iraq is a model case study of pilot negligence resulting in catastrophe. I personally briefed her telephonically on her unit's repeated over flight of posted "no fly zone," that she lazily
Lt. Col. Tammy Duckworth had both her legs blown off in 2004 while piloting a U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopter that was shot down by a rocket-propelled grenade in Iraq. Mr. Vice President, I didn't think you could be any more of a flaming piece of shit than virtually everyone
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We should all generate heartwarming ai stories about how we were down and out, until we found Doinks, and he changed our lives.
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1. "2020 was the most secure election ever." 2. "There was no fraud." 3. "There was no widespread fraud." 4. "There was no widespread fraud that decided the election." (YOU ARE HERE.) 5. "What difference at this point does it make?"
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๐จ๐จ MAJOR BREAKING : The largest ICE license plate tracker, StopICE, has been compromised ๐จ๐จ First, follow @astrarce and @bitchuneedsoap . If you visit the StopICE license plate tracker, you will note all their plates have been overwritten with the following image:
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I will vote for whoever ends this in whatever way they see fit. I understand such a person will then repeal the 19th. Cannot see a better way to use my final vote.
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#Freedoinks It started as a whisper typed at 11:45 AM., four words with a pulse strong enough to bend the feed. Do it grip. No context. No mercy. Just confidence wrapped in lowercase, a dare dressed as a joke. Screens glowed, timelines shook, everyone pretending they didnโt feel
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If you believe that you as a creator should have protections from bans, suspensions, have a human actually review your ban, please follow @CreatorsRightsX This will become a movement to make creators partners with X instead of pawns.
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