The better something was to begin with, the more likely the remake is to be worse.

Did anyone ever tell you that dreams taste like beans?

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

#Gamegoobers: Y. Yamanouchi Kagetora, the player character from Odama. Sends his troops into battle alongside a giant pinball that accidentally crushes them. All to defend the way of "Ninten-do"

#gamegoobers Day 24: Xehanort from the Kingdom hearts series. This scenery-chewing villain might try to pass himself off as some kind of grand mastermind, but really, he's just a huge goober at the end of the day, with all the hand gestures and rants about the power of DARKNESS

#Gamegoobers W: Wear Tiger from Dokapon Kingdom. You read that right, not "weretiger". It's just a dude in a tiger mask.

#Gamegoobers day 22: V. It's Viewtiful Joe! Henshin-a-go-go, baby!

#Gamegoobers day 21: the Unwelcome Gust from Mother 3. despite being named "Unwelcome", this goober still greets you with a wave and a goober-ous grin.

#Gamegoobers day 20: T. Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario. Dude did the one thing that made him no longer invincible. Also, his name is Tubba Blubba.

#gamegoobers day 19: S. Specknose, another kid icarus enemy. The "nosehairs" are actually tentacles. In Uprising, they sneeze bombs. So not just a goober, but a booger too.

#Gamegoobers: R for Rockyfella, from Plok!

#gamegoobers: Q for Qwark, from the Ratchet and Clank Series, a Galactic Goober.

#gamegoobers P: Pythagoras, from Kid Icarus: of Myths and Monsters. He throws triangles.

#Gamegoobers O for Oilow from "Board Game Top Shop" (PS1) He's the purple blob...thing with the bowtie and umbrella.

Also, his AC is designed so that it looks like a number "11" from a birds eye view.

#gamegoobers day 14: N. No. 1111 from Armored core 2. This goober would rather be rank 11 than rank 1 because "11 has more 1's than 1".

#gamegoobers Day 13: M for Manly fish (and Manly fish's brother).

#gamegoobers L for Ladder Yadder from Mega Man X: a mechanical lizard programmed for one purpose: to move up and down ladders.

Vin Diesel showcasing Street Sharks for a Toy Fair in 1994

#Gamegoobers day 11: K for Klobber. hiding in a barrel might work as an ambush tactic, but it also makes him one of the few enemies in donkey kong country that can't do damage on contact. How long do you think he waits in that barrel before diddy and dixie show up?

#Gamegoobers day 10: J. The quixotic Javier, appearing in Advance Wars Dual Strike. "Charge into the toothy maw, for now is the time for a glorious hindspanking!"