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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MONAD!
@monad_xyz
🧵
Intro:
Monad Labs is creating a cutting-edge layer-1 blockchain called Monad, designed to enhance the Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) for widespread adoption of decentralized applications (dApps).
Key enhancements of Monad…
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Everyone in the left lane has seen final destination 😂💀💀
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Of which church?? 😑
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When you find a lit series that already has 4-5 seasons, 22 episodes per season & 45 minutes per episode 😌
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Nobody has gotten an award for best wedding. Learn to live within your means.
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One day you’ll meet someone more fascinating than your partner... Get ready to fight your own self and be content with what you have.
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This is evidence that even if all you do is drink water & mind your business, people will still talk 😂😂
People that walk around with bottle of water always feel like they’ve made it in life.
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I can't wait until I'm financially able to afford who I really am.
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There's something attractive about people who take their punctuations seriously.
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Don’t get mad when your parents ask you to explain how to use new gadgets. They taught you how to use a spoon.
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Shoutout to all the men who had nudes and didn’t expose no female 🥂
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Sometimes buy from them even if you don’t need. They’re the ones who don’t beg.
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When someone asks you if you can lend them 50k and you wish you can see yourself the way they see you 😩
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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t want to goto school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” 😂😭
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At this point, local man knew there was more to life than bike riding. He’s definitely an ass guy 🤣🤣😭
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When you’re sick and everybody’s telling you to get drugs. But deep down you know it’s only money that can make you well... 😅😩
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The irony of this generation is that men use money to attract women but hate gold diggers and women use bodies to attract men but hate to be viewed as sex objects
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Slim tea doesn’t need bread!
Slim tea doesn’t need bread!
Slim tea doesn’t need bread!
Slim tea doesn’t need bread!
Slim tea doesn’t need bread!
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When the best cane duster in your whole set cries and you’re next 😳😟
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When relatives visit your home and your mom offers them cookies that you’ve never seen before 😦💔
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Ladies, he might not have it all right now but be faithful, stick by his side and one day he’ll give you the world 😍❤️
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[In anatomy class]
Lecturer: There’s sugar in sperm
Girl: Sir, so why isn’t it sweet?
Whole class:
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Strict parents raise the horniest children and the best liars.
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What if lightning is God’s way of getting screenshots for judgement day 🤔
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Butch gave her everything she wanted
Tom gave her everything he had 💔
Watch till the end.
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“So tell me about yourself”
White Girl: I’m Ashley from Texas but friends call me Ash. I’m 21 and a college student. I play badminton and tennis. I also enjoy reading novels. What about you?
Nigerian Girls: Just be asking me what you want to know, I’ll answer you.
🤕🤕🙄
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When you’re the only one in class who saw the fight during lunch break
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“Hard Muslim hard Muslim”, you no dey chop Christmas food but you dey chop Christian girls.
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When you give someone a wrong number & they start dialing it in front of you 😬
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When a girl says “I’m with my friend” she’s with a girl but when she tells you “I’m with a friend” then she’s with a man.
They won’t teach you this in school. Stay woke 🙂.
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Every girl has that one male friend in her life with whom she can share everything without any fear 👀
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A person can love you and still cheat the same way we love God and still sin.
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When your dad caught you masturbating at home, only to ask you “bang bros or xvideos?” 😂😂😹
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When the guy who didn’t take part in the group assignment appears at the last minute 🤨
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Wizkid & Tems performed Essence together live for the first time at
#lostinriddim
Sacramento. 🥰🥺🔥
@wizkidayo
@temsbaby
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One day Cristiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi will retire and normalcy will come to football. Records will then stay for years & not get broken every week. Hat tricks will become the highlight of a player’s season, not an expectation every match. A half century of goals in a single...
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If I wan comot for house and light dey, I dey feel say na very wrong thing I dey do. 😂😂
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There’s always that one child in every household that don’t eat what everybody in the house eat 😂😂.
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Nobody has gotten an award for best wedding. Learn to live within your means.
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When you see this, you know you have 3 secs to decide if you want to be civilized or practice a free kick technique 😂
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When your mom borrows your phone to call your father and she starts dialing the wrong daddy 🤭😂
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Greet her for us.
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When she has almost taken you into her marine kingdom & the spirit of God suddenly descends on you 😂
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Y’all out here trusting people y’all took from someone else 😂😂💀
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Taaooma is currently on IG live playing & dancing to Wizkid’s classics. This girl love wiz die 😂❤️
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Strict parents raise the horniest children and the best liars.
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Hey Twitter it’s my birthday! Kindly say a prayer for me if this pops up on your TL 🥂🎉🤙
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Constructive criticism = Hating
Showing feelings = Weak
Scamming/cracking cards = Success
Being a side hoe = Accomplishment
Likes on social media = Value
A compliment/Text = Thirsty
The word “friend” = Nothing
Loyalty = Unknown
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Learning to pick yourself up after going through shit is such an important thing that no one ever teaches you fr.
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If you leave someone in a relationship at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being abandoned is knowing you're not worth an explanation.
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When you jokingly tell your bestie that you’re horny & she says “Oya coman do small” 😊
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When your girl is mad at you and you keep seeing the 💬 pop up, disappear and then pop up again 15 different times 😂
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Computer: “Press any button to continue”
Me: Presses Power Button
Computer:
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Who do you think would win should they decide to fight?
RT for Wilder
Like for Anthony Joshua
#RuizJoshua2
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Text driving in traffic then you mistakenly bash the ARMY Hilux in front of you and now they’re climbing down 😰💔💔
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Dear
@DaBabyDaBaby
, I know you love Nigerian culture & I know how much you detest police brutality, please we need you to lend us your voice to fight against a “terrorist organization” oppressing the youths of Nigeria, you can support us by tweeting
#EndSARS
for awareness.
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Yoruba people be greeting as if they’re shocked to see you alive which one is “ah ah e ma kaaro oo” 😂🤣
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Me laying in bed at 3am when I realize I should’ve said something else in an argument I had in 2018 😐😒
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What’s the funniest thing you’ve done after breakup?
Mine: I texted her from my mom’s phone asking questions like "are you really done with my son?" 😂😂💔
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All of a sudden Twitter NG have stopped calling Wizkid’s Made In Lagos album ‘mid’.
Oyinbo say “time will tell”... time don tell now their eye don clear. E be things.
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Wizkid and Genevieve have one thing in common. Can you guess it ? 🤔
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When you change your dp to a very fine picture & someone who hasn’t hit you up for a long time comes like “my babyyyy”
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Nobody:
Me in the car 5 seconds after leaving the barbershop
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When you’re sleeping and your alarm didn’t ring yet but the amount of sleep you’re getting is suspicious 😒👀
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On my wedding day, after we perform the necessary marriage rites. I’m grabbing my wife’s ass and looking at her dad while I do so, he must know I’m daddy now 😈😂😏
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If you got a girl who knows you’re broke & understand that you won’t be broke forever... keep her!!!
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Me typing “LOL” is a habit. I’m not laughing please.
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Don’t get mad when your parents ask you to explain how to use new gadgets. They taught you how to use a spoon.
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There’s something attractive about people who take their punctuations seriously.
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Having sex flashbacks while praying is one of the most terrible thing ever! 😩😂🤦♂️
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