The year is 2030: - Video games cost $2,500 - Every OF girl is AI programmed by an Indian guy - Australia was nuked but no one noticed - The housing crisis was solved thanks to various genocides - GTA 6 still hasn’t released 🌎🌏🌍

My girlfriend’s orgasms are more real than this

In my 1st year on YouTube I made $22.50 Year 2 was $24,000 Year 3 I started saying “please like & subscribe” taking my earnings to $2M per month. Year 4 I diversified. Sponsors, child sweat shops for merch, crypto pump and dumps. I made $6000B and have the same GDP as Germany

My experience with Dream.. He invited me to his Minecraft SMP with TommyInnit, Tubbo, PedoYT & Kidsy. I went to build a cool little wood cabin using a mixture of oak and birchwood planks that aesthetically clashed. Dream hated it and called me a stupid fucking retard 163 times

So excited to have landed a copy of this early 🙏 first impressions video out soon!

Merry Christmas🎄❤️

I did not eat any celebrities! Just because one pelican eats a few people doesn’t mean we all do. I’m sick of the slander, the lies and how the media portrays us. This is utter woke nonsenses

If you lose all your money on Hawk Tuah crypto coin that’s just natural selection

Know your audience

I hate communism

My girlfriend always keeps me organised and happy ☺️ Today she had me update my Will and life insurance. Tomorrow she’s treating me to a ride on this roller coaster. She won’t come on with me though as she gets nausea

Just dropped $250,000 on a rebrand and the marketing company did this? Before After

Mike Tyson out here looking like one of my 2021 YouTube thumbnails

I’m sorry but being a YouTuber is waaaaay harder than a 9-5 job 😡 Sometimes my personal assistant forgets to pick up my Beluga caviar and then I’m stuck eating White Sturgeon caviar like a fucking idiot

Elon Musk: men can’t get pregnant Also Elon Musk:

Since Trump won the election: - My testosterone has increased 560% - My Mexican neighbour was deported - My girlfriend quit her job to be a TRAD - I punched a Muslim - My crypto wallet has risen 10234% - My girlfriend (half Vietnamese) deported - My cat (Persian Blue) deported

I just queued up and voted 174 times. I’m an Australian citizen.

RIP to my late Grandad ❤️😔

Some TikTok girl at the gym just got mad at me for “looking at her” while she squatted. It’s 👏 a 👏 gym Like ffs, I didn’t buy these binoculars to look at birds

I never thought playing video games would pay for an around the world trip with my friends ❤️