Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud
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What if the Talmud were written today? New-world comedy 🤝 Old-world teachings. Feel free to tweet your own! DM or [email protected] 🎗️🎗️🎗️
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Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?. Rabbi: Join Twitter. Congregant: And will I live forever?. Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
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The moment Zimri and Cozbi were caught and went viral 😬
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This is why you shouldn’t go to concerts during The Three Weeks.
Couple caught on kiss cam at Coldplay concert dodges out of sight as Chris Martin wonders if they’re ‘having an affair’
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I’ve reached the age where I drive around and say “Dang, I remember when that shul was a patch of trees.”.
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I’m the campaign manager for Zohran Mamdani. Here’s how to stamp out antisemitism.
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The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem meeting with Elmo in 1941 🧐
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A clueless Elmo waking up today after the drugs wore off
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