Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud
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What if the Talmud were written today? New-world comedy 🤝 Old-world teachings. Feel free to tweet your own! DM or [email protected] 🎗️🎗️🎗️
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Joined July 2017
Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do? Rabbi: Join Twitter. Congregant: And will I live forever? Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.
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Divorced Jewish man seeks life partner to attend shul, light Shabbos candles, spin dreidels, build sukkahs, celebrate bar mitzvahs, travel to Israel, etc. Religion not important.
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Netflix should make a show called The Great Cholent Cook Off
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Hadar Goldin's unit finally bringing him home after he was murdered and kidnapped 11 years ago. May his memory be a blessing.
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I’m scared of jihadists when they get mad — they really blow up on you
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I used to tell a joke about Lot’s wife. Looking back, it wasn’t a great idea.
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Psst. Fam. We’re doing a terrible job of controlling the media and government. Get it together.
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