In honor of our son, Remi, whose fierce love for his family and passion for ballet inspires everyone who knows him. His journey was marked by grit, grace, and dreams he pursued fearlessly. Remi, you will forever be a light in our lives. 03/17/03-10/22/24 💚 #DoItForRemi

RT @LizzyStarrrdust: You should have rocks that you love. If you are not collecting rocks that you think are cool by the time you're 30, yo….

Two breads in the hand are worth more than holding your own bush.

Fingers crossed the world just ends. Soon.

Feminism is killing our men.

Realtors are just the overconfident b-list beige carpet celebrities of the commissioned sales world.

RT @mizzleverse: Really really want to work with young creatives.

Why did the @Uber driver decide to KEEP (STEAL) MY $753.36 @Apple delivery order instead of actually delivering it? What say you @Uber_Support ?.

Why is a 'nickname' for a human a shorter version of their real name but a 'nickname' for a dog is not only 12x longer than their real name but also not really related to their real name at all. In other news, this is Dockles Gezus Luizus Christopher McWaggles.

We're probably not gonna talk about why I have coffee in my eyes this morning.

"Your thoughts are just a product of your brain. So you are not your thoughts in same way that you are not your farts." . - some random dude on the internet.

I'm about to be put on some government watchlist for all the grave digging and burial articles and tutorials I've been googling.

I was just trying to have a nice relaxing evening at home and now I gotta go in my backyard and dig a #^%! grave.

☕️ I like my coffee black. 🫖 And my tea in the harbor.

The best way to describe my style of hiking/trail running? Frolicking Hobbit. Pure Bliss. No grace. Lots of snack breaks.

Byeeeeeee

Sometimes people mistake me for an adult because of my age. 🤷🏼‍♀️.

I may be a couple years late to the party but OMG people. This kid is brilliant.

This is the difference of 32 years. 1992-2024

This is my best friend. Please support his music. I want him to get very rich and famous as soon as possible. (Because the sooner he's rich and famous, the sooner he can give me $1 million for my Twitter handle 😎).