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@Mitzula

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Vegas Oddsmaker, OG♦♣, Cigars, Pessimistic MN Sports Fan, Food Fanatic, Unofficial Vegas Guide, & An Aspiring Disney Adult. profile image by @7BillionNeedles

Las Vegas
Joined July 2008
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@Mitzula
Mitzula
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RT @shwood: THIS SUNDAY! A live, ticketed BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Get your seat to this closed-circuit zoom live event or DIE TRYING! https:….
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If this was 2014 Coldplay's next tour would be sponsored by Ashley Madison.
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Mitzula
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Wait so Jellyroll choke slammed Logan Paul through Jimmy Kimmel's desk so hard that they ended up canceling Colbert???.
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Mitzula
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Do you think I'll get kicked out of Disneyland if I leave a case of Gebhardt's Brand Chili and a carton of Chesterfields at the feet of the Walt Anamatronic?.
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@Mitzula
Mitzula
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We've found the 3 States that will never host @EFFYlives' Big Gay Brunch.
@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
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States where you can get arrested for wrestling a bear
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Where isn't the best spot to sell off my Beanie Babies so I can invest on Labubus? Looking to diversify my small collectables retirement fund.
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Wow they learned a lot from the AllNet Arena project. As long as the dirt keeps moving someone might be stupid enough to give you more money.
@MeltzVegas
Marc
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A's Ballpark Construction cam is great! Here's time time-lapse video of the progress they've made since starting construction.
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RT @simpsonsfeed: Can I see it? . #thesimpsons
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RT @JocksNitchPSU: Hit the green in Gorilla style with our all-new Pitt State golf accessories ⛳️🦍
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Mitzula
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More like Poker Go(ttagetnewservers) #WSOP
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Mitzula
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Everyone is saying Vegas is dead and that's not entirely true. Most of Vegas is STUCK IN FUCKING TRAFFIC. Seriously there are 5 different routes from my house to my office and currently all 5 are under some sort of construction. And they just put signs up for more construction.
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So the people who all were convinced that Uno was going to be a table game just 24 hours ago are all now convinced that the W2G threshold is magically going up for the first time in 30 years. I understand it's hot out there but come on people.
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Mitzula
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They'll run with this but not my plan for becoming the Richest Man on Earth which is about as likely to happen as the A's play a game in a stadium at the corner of Tropicana and LVB.
@reviewjournal
Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Plans call for the @Athletics' 33,000-fan capacity stadium on the Las Vegas Strip to be completed ahead of the 2028 MLB season.
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RT @RetroNewsNow: 📺DEBUT: ‘Hey Dude’ premiered 36 years ago, July 14, 1989, on Nickelodeon
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RT @Celestalon: Not sure if there are any Lorcana collectors on my followers, but if so. Looking to sell two Mickey Mouse - Brave Little….
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Mitzula
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Only about 3 more than I will.
@MLB
MLB
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How many homers will Jazz Chisholm Jr. hit during the Derby? 🤔
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Mitzula
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Haven't been this excited to see a Twin hit home runs in Atlanta since October 1991.
@Twins
Minnesota Twins
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We’re always proud of you Buck!. LET’S GO FOR ROUND 2!
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Mitzula
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New concept art for the Dinosaur replacement at DAK is looking quite good.
@ShotziTCB
Shotzi
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🥰😘
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Not entirely sure why but the betting public really seem to like James Woods in the #HRDerby tonight
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Mitzula
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The internet informs me that it's @BTCRich's birthday today. Merry Richmas to all who celebrate
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