Mean Worm 🇺🇦🇵🇸
@Mittingham
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Always was, always will be * BLM * he/him * -2 YIAY tokens
Right behind you
Joined March 2019
How come I never get randomly assigned a seat next to a beautiful woman?
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I’m sorry, you’re going to walk in here with your red hair and your tattoos and your faded band shirt, holding an energy drink, picking up an iced coffee, with an unlit cigarette between your teeth, and I’m supposed to *not* fall in love?
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She isn’t 😭
Thinking of going back for my morning coffee even though it’s out of my way. She probably won’t even be working
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Thinking of going back for my morning coffee even though it’s out of my way. She probably won’t even be working
She has an American accent 😭
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I just feel sad
So. She posted that she’ll be working tomorrow night but still hasn’t looked at my messages. I really shouldn’t go
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So. She posted that she’ll be working tomorrow night but still hasn’t looked at my messages. I really shouldn’t go
Literally got a date tonight and still thinking about going to this bar in case she’s working. I’m so cooked
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She turned up but I wish I had bailed 😔
She said she’d be late but it’s been 20 minutes
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She said she’d be late but it’s been 20 minutes
How long do I wait before deciding I’ve been stood up?
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Gotta figure out why I’m so into girls that are obviously queer
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Literally got a date tonight and still thinking about going to this bar in case she’s working. I’m so cooked
There’s a girl i went out with a few times in Sydney. The only contact I have is her insta which she rarely checks so if I want to see her I have to go to her bar, hope she’s on, and see if she’s got time. If I had any self respect I’d just plan to not see her but, you know
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Forgot about the horrors of going to a tourist spot during school holidays
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She has an American accent 😭
Marry me cute barista I will never see again
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Girl I’m going out with tonight asked if we can meet earlier. I vaguely recall reading that that’s a “test” and tbh if that’s what she’s doing I do not care
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Hey so, genuinely, how are we supposed to share a country with these people? Something’s gotta give
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I love giving women orgasms and fortunately it turns out I’m pretty good at it
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Every time I finger someone their pussy tries to tear my finger off. I need to start making moulds of my hand or something idk
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