Gandalf the Red
@Mithrandir_AFC
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A Gooner is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely in the second half.
Middle-Earth, Arsenal FC
Joined April 2009
I hate to citypost but this clip comes to mind every time Arsenal looks flat and leggy with major trophies in the balance.
“We are tired? F*ck you, We are tired? F*ck you. You're not tired if you want to be Champions.” - Pep Guardiola, 2017. https://t.co/OJQnUaA6Na
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Arsenal is a CIA experiment to see how far people can be pushed before straight up killing themselves
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Need to sign up whatever blood mage was keeping Barca, Madrid, and Chelsea players going in the 2010s. Get those centrifuges spinning, baby 😎
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That��s a penalty for City, United, Liverpool, Chelsea, or Newcastle
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Maybe it’s fatigue from playing every 3 days, but Arsenal look sluggish. Arteta established standards when he took over, and it used to feel like the players maintained a certain level of intensity no matter the opposition. Now they just look tired every match.
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This game was screaming for Big Vik, he has so much chemistry with Havertz
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Liam Rosenior playing this weird, toothless little 4D chess match while our players chill and conserve energy for 45 mins
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I think Timber heard us talking shit about his crossing
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These players are scared. They play like demons when the pressure is off. It’s all psychological.
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I am still waiting for VAR to pull the players back out of the tunnel and make them replay the final minutes, genuinely can’t believe we’ve gotten over the hump at St. James
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we all laughed at the wirtz cardio stats but our attackers are lazy as hell off the ball when we’re in possession
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would love to watch a single arsenal match without some slobbering fat bastard talking about how it’s treble or bust because we finally had one summer where we spent money
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I think it’s true in every sport- the best coaches are flexible. They change with the times and adapt to the situation. Arteta is unbelievably stubborn.
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Merino at the 10 is rage bait, I don’t care that he put a few past some dog ass national team
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loved hearing “it’s a contact sport” for years when Arsenal were a mile ahead of everyone technically and getting the shit kicked out of them by a bunch of extras from peaky blinders, now we have a squad full of psychos and it’s “bringing something ugly to the league”
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Merino at the 10 is rage bait, I don’t care that he put a few past some dog ass national team
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Liverpool have the Mandate of Heaven, luckiest club in the history of any sport
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