Mitchell Hand
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I’ll never be able to put into words what this means to me. To have the privilege to lead this once in a lifetime group of players to the home of football. My club, my home town, my people. We’re the famous littlehampton and we’re going to Wembley 🟡⚫️
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When Tariq calls ghost ghost
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If blazin squad don't re-release crossroads featuring Kem and Chris free styling then what's the fucking point
#LoveIsland
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Couldn’t be prouder of my mates, tonight we celebrate a unique season. Up the golds 🟡⚫️
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The level gets constantly knocked but non league football is flying at the minute especially in sussex, huge crowds, real interactions between supporters and players/management that’s what it’s all about, exactly what we all needed after the last few years.
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For everyone who supported us all season. Thank you, three times. Up the fucking golds 🟡⚫️🏆🏆🏆
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I asked the boys to belt out the national anthem and be proud, my favourite photo of the weekend 🟡⚫️
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You know us boys will watch football and be like cor fancy a kick about now I genuinely believe girls watch love island and think cor would love an argument now
#LoveIsland
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Boris says pubs and clubs won’t be shut forcefully but he expects us to do the right thing and avoid them, boris if someone tells me a plate is boiling hot don’t touch it first thing I do is touch it it ain’t going to work boy.
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Eyal 100% had a gap year, done india once, india twice, had amazing conversations and unforgettable experiences
#loveisland
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Happy xmas do day to all the county league lads love you all see you in oceana 1am disco room for sweet caroline whilst the ryman boys will be in bar 32 or shoosh wearing vests shuffling to house music semi pro ballers merry xmas everyone 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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Always stay classy and highly professional.
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I should have known last night was going to be a disaster when I had one player say he might not be able to play because he ran out of contact lenses and another ring me at quarter to 7 saying he’d overslept his nap. Game is well and truely gone.
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I’m in genuine tears I know it’s long but please it’s worth it
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Imagine dream team was still on Harchester United whole squad would be dying of coronavirus but still turn out and beat arsenal 4-3 with a late carl fletcher winner
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Bad day at the office, thank you to everyone who travelled. Wont ever apologise for this unbelievable group of players. On to the next one
@LittlehamptonFC
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If hearing the southgate your the one song doesn’t make you smile then your probably a traffic warden.
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Lost my passport a day before holiday wasn’t at the police station wasn’t at lost property at any train stations was only at the fucking bowling alley at chi gate STTTTTRIKE GET UP THERE BOY IM OFF TO MALAGA 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Always good to end the season on a high
M. Hand shown a straight red for punching ball off the line. The following penalty is saved again by James Binfield. Still 0-0
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Missed the cup final coz I’m in hospital with kidney stones and Danny scores the fucking winner now the boys will all get battered whilst I’m pissing out rocks couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke you say, up the fucking broady ♥️🖤
@BroadwaterFC
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Mrs has just told me when girls go out they don’t do rounds even if they’re in a big group they will go up to the bar one by one and buy their own drinks and honestly it’s freaking me out
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Return of the mac
Mitchell Hand sent off. Littlehampton Town down to 9 men but 1-0 up.
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Southampton fans chanting V.A.R V.A.R said it before I’ll say it again they are a danger to society on par with the vegans and the sex offenders
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I love this group of players and love my club
@LittlehamptonFC
. In regards to last night we do not consider ourselves ‘scumbags’ nor do we ‘live in caravans’...Danny plays for wick now. Love to everyone.
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The tweets I see in non league about refs honestly. Imagine a ref tweeting these players are awful keep making mistakes ruining my Saturday 😂😂 calm down lads we lose when we’re crap end of.
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Not often I’m serious on here but proud as punch to be godfather of that little beauty evie. Knew the big GG would get me in the Gaskin family somehow
#thegodfather
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The prime minister has literally just told the country when cineworld could re open but not when we can see our families, shambles.
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Day 5. 4 o clock, sards a few mojitos down, she says to me I’m desperate for a wee, she gets up, I turn around, she’s in the kids pool. Absolutely disgusting, what a girl, start arranging the stag do lads.
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If a seagull took my dog I’d be down littlehampton beach with a BB gun pinging every single one in the head pedophiles of the sky kill them all
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It’s a travesty for football that fans aren’t allowed in grounds imagine the scenes for a packed out covid cup final between billingshurst and midhurst
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FA Cup Draw: We have been drawn at Home to Broadbridge Heath in the FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round. Tie to take place at The Sportsfield on Saturday 6th August 3pm KO
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By the logic of the second wave brigade covid-19 doesn’t bother turning up to protests but it fucking loves a day at the beach, media morons.
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You can suck haaland and mbappe off all you like because you see the highlights every other week but harry kane is the best all round out and out striker in the world end of
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This is literally
@leegarnham11
Mike Bassett: England Manager; Gary ‘Wacko’ Wackett
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Approaching this nations league like any true England fan if we win it’s basically the World Cup if we lose it’s the Peter Bentley Cup Southgate your the one 🦁 🦁 🦁
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My brothers just googled his date of birth to see how old he is, thought he was 28 for a whole year but he's actually 27. What a bloke.
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The world is a better place when you get 3 points andscorea35yardwondergoalwithyourrightpeg WHAT DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING. Up the fucking golds 🔶◼️
@LittlehamptonFC
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The
@LittlehamptonFC
xmas day out today, not expecting it to be any different to a usual Saturday, it’ll start with high spirits and promise and will end with head in hands wondering where it all went wrong, up the fucking golds 💛🖤
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Wait till the end LOOOOOOL
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Played a bunch of 15 year olds at 6 a side and done a turn that sent one of them back up to his mothers womb
#fuckprepreseason
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One of the greatest players of all time has just moved clubs but literally no one gives a fuck because were to busy loving the shit out of harry maguire 🦁🦁🦁
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Death stats dropping, country gradually re-opening, travel resuming, yet for some reason everything still feels negative. Media scum.
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With pubs now having to shut at 10 let’s all do the right thing and change drinking days to sunday all dayers are 10x better then nights out anyway.
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Good morning from egypt a superb start so far drinks being served to me by a lad called mido no sign of the taliban or isis as of yet and only one german although he’s pissing me off already up the english no surrender wish me luck boys.
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When your about to take a free kick and someone says "just hit the target" you sure? was guna just smash it miles over the bar actually.
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@LittlehamptonFC
@TheSCFL
@TheSCFL
any logical reason for a cup final being midweek when there’s a free saturday which would be much easier for both sets of fans travel wise?
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Brighton fans you are genuinely unbearable and I know for a fact liam humpingferrys your going to be the first one to comment
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On the flight last night no room in the over head locker sard opened the one above our seats took someone’s bag out and put hers in lady goes excuse me that’s my bag sard goes yeah it’ll fit under your feet 😂😂😂😂 that girl is something else
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Andy Murray’s fans people, glad the miserable cunts retired.
You boys are nonces
Children should be terrified
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Sky Sports need to do the right thing and dedicate a channel to premier league years all day everyday to get us through this crisis
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At a family meal and my grandads just called my Nan a pedophile, I love my family.
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Seen so many idiots trying to get county league football called off, average crowds of around 50 people you div’s it’s quite different to 80,000 packing in to old trafford.
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Can we take a minute to appreciate how good John Stones is now, never loses a header, defends when he needs to defend and technically class.
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@MGConway1
@FA
@wembleystadium
@nptfc
Martin mitchell hand here littlehampton fc manager, having similar problems ourselves with this. I’m at Wembley tomorrow and will ask the question personally, biggest day of our lives we all deserve to have our little ones there, has to be a resolution, will let you know.
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The swedes got the hump ‘saying it’s coming home is dangerous the English have no respect for us’ settle down you lovely looking meatball eating abba loving twats don’t take it personally we don’t respect anyone 🦁🦁🦁
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Wilshire to turn up to the royal wedding on the back end of a 3 day bender shirtless with an england flag tied round his neck and a can of stella volleys megans head clean off walks out singing vindaloo
#requestabet
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Some old chap come up to me today said fuck me mate your the quickest left back I’ve seen in county league I said I know but I’m 26 he goes your too good anyway, I scored, everyone cheered. Scenes.
Some old chap came up to me at half time and said I was the best forward he had seen in these leagues and to remember him when I made it I said ‘I’m nearly 27’ he said ‘oh no chance then’ cheers mate 🥴
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Might have relegated littlehampton but I’ve won my dream team league two years on the trot now. Just shows give me 50 mill and I’ll win the league
#zinedinezihand
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I see the girl on good morning britain saying clapping is insensitive to people with anxiety and we should stop, I scroll down see this and my faith in humanity is restored.
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Does anyone else watch back the highlights of our county league games and just think fuck me we really are all quite shit
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Boys please stop dedicating your promotions and trophies to all 3 of your haterz and ones who said you couldn’t do it. Well done to everybody 🏆🏆🏆
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9 days before our family holiday which has been booked for 6 months danny realises he has no passport - The adventures of d hand.
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Two things you can put your house on by feb, shit weather and me and the big GG to return home 🏠💛🖤
@georgegaskin99
@LittlehamptonFC
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Don’t get me wrong I hate not playing football and the news of season being cancelled it shit, but I miss the social a million times more. Get me back in the changing room and more importantly the bar 🍺
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Don’t you dare start talking about your goals and assists in pre season
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So the leagues null and void, 22 games played 20 wins 2 draws 76 goals scored. Never happened, look on the bright side though at least we’ve got our health.
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Yep this will never be beaten the confidence in Cadbury gets me every single time 🐐
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For all the years we had our gerrard lampards and beckhams, never relatable people, never successful in tournaments. Now we’ve got our fortnite obsessed twitter loving normal young lads. This tweet sums up how relatable our players are now, fucking love them 🦁🦁🦁
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Early 2000s best period of football ever.
The Premiership on ITV will never be forgotten, pure football heritage. 😍
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Got the buzz back for football for the first time in about 4 years thank fuck for that roll on saturday probably get beat about 8-0 now I’ve said that.
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They’ve taken sugar out of tango ice blast at chi gate and I can quite confidently say whoever’s idea that was is a sex offender
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@Run5k4NHS
With my mum on the list of former nhs nurses ready to go back on the frontline this hits home.
@kevinkeehan
@sskirky
pure class. On a lighter note let’s have
@georgegaskin99
running and donating some of the £16million he’s received from various clubs over the years...
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