Mistressnancy
@Mistressnancy
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(┛❍ᴥ❍)┛彡 ʎɔuɐussǝɹʇsıW △ ¿Qué Pasiones? ¿Qué te pasa, calabaza? Extranjera legal. A buen entendedor, pocas palabras.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2013
This is Penny. She has perfected the rare vertical loaf, an achievement requiring great skill and experience. 14/10 very impressive #SeniorPupSaturday
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Rep. Nancy Mace was visibly upset as she left the meeting with Epstein survivors at the Capitol. She declined to answer questions from reporters.
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Tonight’s fire in the Hollywood Hills has been stopped without any structures being impacted thanks to urgent action from LAFD handcrews and helicopters as well as strong collaboration with the LA County Fire Department. LAFD will remain on site into the night. We will stay
Firefighters take quick action as Hollywood Hills brush fire threatens homes https://t.co/aNcEH0I51w
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That ad with the woman who says "I had eight UTI's in one year... this inspired me and my partner..." and my brain stops right there and I think that guy needs to get better sex hygiene!
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Three victims of Florida 18-wheeler U-turn crash ID’d as Haitian immigrants: report https://t.co/nszSSw9tbZ
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The "this you?" chain of replies to this is perfecto.
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Five thousand people were caught by ICE in LA this week. Those are rookie numbers, but a great start.
Go Home.
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He was the most normal LA street thing in his underwear. Respectful, happy, shiny white boots. Compared to what qe normally see, he was a pretty dancing angel.
Lil Nas X pled not guilty to four felonies today - three counts of battery against a police officer and one of resisting arrest. He was ordered to attend four narcotics anonymous meetings per week or attend outpatient treatment. His bail was finally set at $75k. Prediction:
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He's cooked
A North Carolina man wanted in a murder and attempted murder case in Orangeburg County has been arrested in North Charleston. Zaquan Shaquez Jamison, 20, is accused of shooting dead a 17-year-old black boy in January. He was arrested on Aug. 15 after turning himself in on the
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While I waited for my work permit I used up every single dime of my savings because I couldn't work. I couldn't get a license. I couldn't get a job. How did this guy do it? I know how, he lied. I never did because I wanted citizenship.
HE WAS AN ILLEGAL! FLHSMV says Harjinder Singh entered the U.S. illegally in 2018 but was able to get a CDL in California.
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But Newsom thinks he can run for president.
HE WAS AN ILLEGAL! FLHSMV says Harjinder Singh entered the U.S. illegally in 2018 but was able to get a CDL in California.
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An open comment to Gavin It would be nice if you cared about California as much as you do trying to Trash talk Trump
Uh oh! Newsmax is now turning on Trump AND Fox simultaneously.
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Los Angeles business owner: Hey, this homeless RV wasteland in LA County is leading to illegal dumping and copper theft Garbage politician: Copper theft is a massive problem, and we don't know if it's the unhoused stealing copper Los Angeles business owner: And I’m out.
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Gorgeous, as always
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L.A. firestorms, Texas floods share grim connection: Officials ill-prepared for climate disasters
latimes.com
Two major climate disasters of 2025 — the Texas flooding that killed more than 100 people and the L.A. wildfires in January that resulted in 30 deaths and wiped out more than 15,000 homes and...
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