Robert Barnett
@Mister_Always
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That guy that you met that time but couldn't remember the name of or how to get back in touch with & you started to develop feelings for. Well... here I am
NYC
Joined March 2008
Girls always say that they're into kinky shit until you break out the chloroform rags and tell them to write their own suicide letter
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Everyday I wake up I tell myself that today will be better than yesterday. Because I'm delusional. And dealing in reality is not fun.
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When it's time to rock the funky joint I'm on point but when it's time to rock the funky jam I disappoint everyone in the club
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I have weird taste in women. I prefer "can kick my ass" to "can beat the shit out of me" but "can cripple me emotionally" is my kryptonite.
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Lately I've been abusing Uber the same way every woman in my life has abused my trust... Wow, that got heavier than I intended it to be
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14 years ago I was a first responder in the evacuation of NYC. I'm making this all about me today.
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@sukoccino follow me @GXBarnett I barely use this one anymore
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Odd how the west coast of one country has the same time zone as the east coast of another #crazygeographyfacts #notreally
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There's nothing creepier than asking what someone's relationship status is on Facebook. That being said, I've done it at least once
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NYC is doing a great job of kicking my ass in preparation for Peru. Nothing better that a 20° to get you super pumped about South America
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Forget Instagram, let me read some of your tweets and look over your Pandora channels so I can really get to know the "real" you
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Prostitutes have a special rate for something called "The Girlfriend Experience" which I understand as a fancy term for "fucks other guys"
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I was born between March 21st and April 20th, but I guess that's just the Aries in me
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Catch comedian & writer @emmyblotnick (VH1’s @BestWeekEver, @NikkiSaraLIVE) at #Manifesto 8p 2nite! Also, check out: http://t.co/cnWOgDKDD4
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Fresh off The Pink Collar Comedy Tour, @carriegravenson makes her #Manifesto debut 8p 2night! Catch her online also: http://t.co/6NxycDzdEw
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.@homieholmes a 2012 She Devil Festival finalist, makes her #Manifesto debut 8p 2night! You can also find her at: http://t.co/on9OeM245E
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.@tomdog is trekking all the way from upstate to rejoin the revolution 8p 2night! Check out his Channel Zero podcast: http://t.co/mCHLcCYKSh
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.@jasonsaenz is not only a blogger for @MTV2GuyCode, he's also returning to #Manifesto tonight at 8pm! Check out: http://t.co/yM1VsPnB5e
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