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We sell two grades of perfumes
Grade As (Testers) at 5K each, 2pcs at 9K
✓Comes in white boxes(most)
Grade Bs at 2K, 2pcs at 3K
✓Comes in normal boxes
Difference is longevity. Testers lasts you 24Hrs whereas grade B's lasts you 6-10Hrs
NB: There are exceptions which have
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Before dating a girl from Nyeri, ask yourself this question "Why are there 3 mental institutions in such a small town?"🤔😏
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Females will flirt with you untill it's time to meet up.Then booom!! She works 24 hours a day and 9 days a week!
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Ukisalimia mtu akose kujibu... what do you say quietly?😂👇
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Men can spend the whole day with each other without knowing each other's names
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With your current bank balance, which CAR can you buy?😂👇
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Watu wa Nairobi,it's that time of the year when we remind u that Diani is in Kwale and Mtwapa is in Kilifi ..not Mombasa.😁
Thank u.🚶🏻🚶🏻
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When I say " Am here for you" I don't mean financially. 🖐
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Kuna mjaluo amelipia kila mtu fare kwa mat na tukisema asante akatwambia tunyamaze ama atulipie ata rent.
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It's boobs over ass cos I'll always prefer milk over shit. 💯💯
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If u hear a lady saying "my child is my everything", just know the father ran away...
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Nobody walks faster than a man escorting an ugly girl in the morning .😂😂
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Who else grew up akijua that ukikula kichwa ya samaki unakua chepe shule😅😅😅😅
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The way I will treat my wife, even her family will be begging me to marry the remaining sisters.🤗🤗😂
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What Series comes to your mind when you hear "Previously on".?
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Lakinii, Miwa hutoa wapi sukari kwa mchanga...?🤔🤔🤔 serikali haiezi mine hio sukari straight from the ground...
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Ladies, you can't have standards that depend on other people's money😂
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Who in your honest opinion do you think is the Grand Master Planner.?
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Mwanaume kuset alarm ni umama weka time bomb chini ya bed ikilipuka ⚡ unaamka😎
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Nimemuuliza mbona yeye ni mkale na haongei kikale akaniambia amejanuka😂😂😂
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Unaambia msee umekuja kucheza FIFA kuondoa stress ghasia inakuchapa 9-0😠😠😂💔
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I pity those people crushing on ladies because of pictures. It's like you've not ordered anything online before 😂.
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A man who drives his father's car is not entitled to speak among men who own their bicycle ✌️...
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Mtu anakuekea chakula kidogo kwa matanga as if ni yeye amekufa😡😏
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So sex before marriage is sin but having a baby before marriage is a blessing.?🤔🤔
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What's the best movie you've watched this year 2020? I want to see something 😌
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Tunataka match between nurses and makanga for being rude winners will face mpesa ladies in finals😂
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When they made the first clock who told them the time?🤔
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Men who break women's heart, we have a meeting tomorrow at midday.
Theme:How To Reach Their Lungs 😂😂
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I will never forget the day my mother 👩 drank hot tea 🍵
When I was still in her stomach, I nearly fainted💔😫
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Utaambiaje Dem that Yeye Ni Mtaro Bila KuHurt Feelings Zake? 🤔🤔🤔Any Idea 💡
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Sikatai umesota lakini mbona uongeze maji kwa lotion.💔😂
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@iamznatno
You think you are doing me a favor by not killing me, but telling me I'm a monkey?
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Huyu amekaa wiki mbili Mombasa ashaanza kuvaa kanzu,,kang'ethe tuliza upuzi😂😂
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Couples will have sex 5 times a day but no child, us fornicators just one round boom twins.
But why satan?
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Apart from KFC, Chicken Inn, Galittos and Big Square. Which other female hospital do you know?
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On my wedding day, I will dance closer to my father-in-law and whisper to his ear,"your daughter will see fire"😂😂
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She is now pregnant because when the first pregnant test came negative they celebrated with Sex.😂😂
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At my age I still don't know whether sugarcane is a fruit , Vegetable, grass or a soft drink 🤔🤔
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Being a gay is not all about boys..once you start dating girls with no ass you're this👌 close bro
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A Man who forgives his woman for cheating, is he weak or Strong???🤔
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Tangu watoto waende choo na hawakuflash, na wakasema ni mgeni.Sijawi tembelea mtu tena sitaki kuwa mgeni tena.😭😭
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Once u masturbate,it's done...
U sold ur soul to the devil🤨
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Nimeinua mattress mahali naekanga pesa zangu nikapata 300 Ksh. Kumbe sikuangi poor in bed 😁😁😎
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As big as this country Kenya is... Nobody repairs earphones or Memory cards?😕
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Hatujakataa we ni comrade , lakini mbona ucheze music na laptop ukienda shamba.😂
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Mwenye anajua mahali kuna 2 acres za 2.5 million's aniambie.. alafu aniambie mahali nitatoa izo pesa
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Having a girlfriend is gayish imagine, youre in a relationship with someone who likes dudes😏
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If beards were a sign of wisdom,then goats would be prophets.!
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Imagine umefungia Mkamba jicho alafu inakataa kufunguka😂🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂
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A day is coming wen ur mother will ask for 10k and you will give her 100k
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I Know English is my problem but today am feeling very "Perhaps" 😂😂😂
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I fooled a makanga today .🤭
I paid him and ran away without boarding the mat🙈😅
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If a doctor marries a nurse, do they give birth to patients?
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wadada urembo sio kuvaa nguo fupi, njoo 001 uone tako kwenye dera utatii.😍😂
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New relationship be like.
Him: what are you up to baby?
Her: I'm going to drink some water
Him: please be careful baby.
😂😂😂
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Wale watu hupenda kusema "Wacha mungu aitwe mungu" kwani kuna pahali uliskia akiitwa Kinuthia?😒
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Work so hard that your kids won't have to take pictures when eating PIZZA.
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Ukimuoa ju ako na matter-core, ujue kwa parents meeting kazi yake itakuwa kupiga makofi.😂💔
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What advice will you give a person who is falling in love with you?😒
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Kissing your forehead doesn't mean he is romantic, he might be avoiding your mouth odour.😂🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️
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Ukitaka kuhamisha vitu bila landlord kujua DM me we have trained ninja🤗🤗
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What's the worst thing a visitor has ever done in your house
Share your experience😏
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Kucheza na watoto ni tricky, mmoja amenikasirikia juu nimekataa kukula mchanga.😏😂
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Kudate dame mkonde ni tricky sana. Uwezijua ni njaa imemuleta kwako ama ni mapenzi 🤗😂😂
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Mkikuyu ni nani Mkikuyu ni mtu
anaweza meza viazi kama panandol 😂
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Badala ununue mortein doom Ks.400 mbona usiwache mbu ikuume alafu ununue dawa ya malaria 150 alafu yenye inabaki ununue muturaa 🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂😂
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Wakisii last warning ni Hassan joho ....sio Assan Choo🙄🙄
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I want to start a company that will pick people's clothes from their Exs... Any customer?
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Ulishai kuwa number one shule? Be sincere na si kwa line ya uji asubuhi😂
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Posting loads of alcohol on your table won't impress us... We want to see a video of you actually paying for it!! 😂🙊😂🙊
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Nimeanguka nikasikia kitu kimevunjika thank god sio simu yangu ni shingo imevunjika.🤗
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Hebu niambieni how to survive January with Ksh 500 ama muniite kwenyu😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Are you aware that these guys made us to support crime..?
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Behind every successful man, there is A woman
*my question is*
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Who is behind unsuccessful men???😏
🧐🤔🤔
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If a Lady texts "Hi how are you?" The answer is a straightforward; "I am fine." BUT if you have money you can add, "and you?"
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If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
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Nudes are outdated.....baby I want to see your academic papers.😊😊🤨
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Kuna swali huwa najiuliza hivi kenya nzima tupige mayowe tunaeza tukasikika U.S.A.?🤔🤔
Nimeuliza msiseme ni bangi zinanisumbua😂😂
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