Miss Kitty
@Miss__Kitty__
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My dad just passed away tragically about an hour ago, I’m lost.
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Aw man, I’m some kind of banned, can you see this? Say hi!!.
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I’m ovulating; so, please don’t make eye contact with me unless you’re trying to be a dad.
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I don’t want to party like a rockstar anymore… I want to have a couple drinks, eat good food, and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
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Bonfires over bars,.Porches over parties,.Camping over clubs.
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The way you make people feel about themselves is the real measure of your impact.
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Tonight, I am eating pasta, watching football, and not wearing pants.
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I deserve to be wanted. I deserve to be pleasured. I deserve passion.
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No one gets to make the rules for a relationship except the people who are in it.
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It honestly doesn’t matter what you look like, if you’re confident, you’re hot.
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Covering someone with a blanket is such a pure act of affection.
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Husband is out of town for a few days, so you know what that meanssss…. I will fall asleep on the sofa every night, probably not leave the house, and eat like an unsupervised child at a birthday party.
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Husband is on a business trip but he just had my favorite pizza delivered to me!
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Having thick thighs allows me to hold more snacks in my lap, sooo, I win!.
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Do you ever see a picture of yourself and think, no, that can’t be right….
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Intimacy is so much more than only sex, but it definitely includes sex….
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Funny girls are dangerous, one second you’re laughing and then boom you’re not wearing pants.
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You don’t get to be the bully and the victim, pick a lane.
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If you ever see me out in public just know I was forced to be there.
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Physically attractive and sexy aren’t necessarily the same thing.
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Me: I almost have 2k followers!. Husband: That’s great! Are you showing your boobies?. Me: Nope. wait, seriously?! I can’t believe you think I’d only have 2k if I was showing my boobs! Wtf.
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People become far more or less attractive as you get to know them.
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Last night, I got drunk and cleaned the bathroom… being an adult is weird.
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Change is scary, but being stuck in a situation that drains your soul is scarier.
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Lay your head in my lap and tell me about your day while I rub your back.
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It doesn’t matter who wants her, when she only wants you.
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Twitter crashes and we all immediately think it’s something we did that’s finally caught up to us.
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You are not responsible for your trauma, but you are responsible for your healing.
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I want to sit on the porch and watch the rain, my feet in your lap, your hand on my thigh.
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Husband’s COVID test came back negative… which means he has a man cold, prayers 🙄.
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Everyone has a story. Everyone is dealing with something. Be kind.
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Other people’s lives are none of my business. Do what makes you happy and don’t hurt anyone else. It seems really simple to me.
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Do you ever see a stranger in public and imagine what they’re like in bed?.
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Smile at people, it could make their day, you’ll feel better too.
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Kiss me in the most obscure, dark corner of the library.
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Find someone who matches your weird, and never let them go.
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Sometimes you just need to stand in a super hot shower and breathe.
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Remember that not everyone in your life is meant to be a main character.
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If I’m being totally honest, I think about you all the time….
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Why can’t we just have one really good password for everything, forever?.
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I’m not responsible for what happens if you stare into my eyes.
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For the first time in my adult life I am functioning on a daily basis without alcohol, nicotine, CBD, excessive caffeine, adderall, and prozac. Pretty wild. Never felt better.
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Want to know how someone really feels about you? Stop doing things for them.
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How much weight have you gained over this entire COVID mess?. I’m at 30+lbs.
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Allowed too many people to get close to me, and it bit me in the ass, won’t happen again.
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My goal is to make everyone I interact with feel special and important, because they are.
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When you’re driving in poor weather do you turn the music down so you can see better?.
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I don’t want good morning texts, I want good morning kisses.
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There has never been a night dark enough to defeat a sunrise.
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Stop being scared of change. Take a chance. Embrace the future you deserve.
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Sex and pizza… even when it’s not great, it’s still not that bad.
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I’m finally home from the hospital, but my heart is in the NICU… doing my best to stay levelheaded.
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I talk to my parents on the phone every night. Tonight, they’re calling later than normal bc it’s “pork chop night at Cracker Barrel.” 😩💕.
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Never apologize for being sensitive, it’s what makes you such a beautiful soul.
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I know you’re running on empty and things seem bleak, but I’m here and I’ll keep a light on for you, no matter how long it takes.
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Maybe you’re not being buried, maybe you’re being planted.
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I feel like no one sees my posts anymore. Anyone out there? Say hi!.
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Your partner isn’t a mind reader, tell them what you want, show them what you need.
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Mentally battling yourself on a daily basis is exhausting.
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Roasted garlic and zucchini flatbread with cream cheese, white sauce, mozzarella, and grape tomatoes
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