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Imperfect perfectionist. GOD's first daughter, Financial Analyst , Decorator.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2010
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
2 years
News like this won’t trend because people don’t really understand. In short Federal government is seeking approval to borrow from CbN to fund the government budget. The money from CBN is not CBN money but various banks money that they take from the banks in guise of CRR debit
@ruffydfire
oseni rufai
2 years
President Tinubu is breaking the laws by requesting the National Assembly to securitize another 7.3 trillion ways and means from the CBN. Kindly read the CBN act!
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@SadiqMaunde
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The only crime committed by Peter Obi in the eyes of these guys was his audacity to defeat Tinubu in lagos. I understand the pain and the frustration. But as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us. 😂😂😂🕺🕺🕺
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@chichikujore
Chichi Kujore
6 days
@Miss_Lorlai @ibadanuni Damilola oko mi, a da fun gbogbi yin. We all should say no to tribal bigotry. We are all equal as Nigerians no matter the tribe. May our peace and unity continue to be stronger
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
6 days
How to Choose the Right Investment for You! https://t.co/yxqAHpsZad
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
6 days
What is happening on the island again!!!! Traffic everywhere
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@s_starrfyre
S. Ade 🖤
7 days
@Miss_Lorlai @NaomiAs_ Stop it! 😭
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@taadelodun
Toyyib Adewale Adelodun
11 days
President Macron was blocked by the police in New York because President Trump was passing. President Macron had to walk to the french embassy. 😊
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
The first rate (MPR) cut since 2020
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
CRR (Cash Reserve Ratio) = 45% from 50% This is the portion of deposits banks must keep with CBN (not available for lending). A high CRR (45%) means banks have less money to lend out → though lower than 50% previous rate .
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
What is Asymmetric corridor This is the range within which banks can borrow from or deposit money with the CBN. A +250/-250bps around MPR So if MPR is 27%: Borrowing from CBN (Standing Lending Facility, SLF) = 27% + 2.5% = 29.5% Depositing with CBN (Standing Deposit Facility,
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
MPR (Monetary Policy Rate) cut by 50bps to 27% What is MPR This is the benchmark interest rate set by the Central Bank to guide lending and borrowings cost overall. A 50bps (0.50%) cut means it went from 27.5% → 27.0%. This usually is to signals if they want to make
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
Breaking news MPC Summary MPR rate 50bps cut to 27.00% Asymmetric corridor +- 250bps CRR 45% Liquidity ratio retained at 30% Asymmetric corridor by +250/-250 bp around MPR
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
If you can see this message it means you missed the rapture already. This message was sent to deliver tomorrow.
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@Lagosdsva
Lagos DSVA
12 days
Between August 2024 and July 2025, the Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Agency attended to 8,692 cases. Guess where it’s happening? Your estate. Your place of worship. Maybe your street. Abuse thrives in silence! 0-8000-333-333 SGBV - It Concerns Us All!!!
@NaijaHealthHub
Naija Health Hub (communicator)
1 month
tell me something i don't know :::::
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
If you want to hide information from me put it in a voice note.
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
11 days
It’s 23rd September and I’m still here . Did rapture happen????
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@Miss_Lorlai
dame-lorla
12 days
Do you know that choosing the right investment is not about copying your friend or rushing into whatever is trending. It’s about your money, your goals, and your plan. https://t.co/yxqAHpsrkF
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@didi__aw
Di💐
12 days
@Miss_Lorlai @Taiwo_junzi Exactly “I don’t need your love, just respect me” They really think respect is gonna make stuff like this happen?😂
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@_d4hn13l_
Dan
15 days
I swear, the year I saw this image, I found it cool and didn't really think much of it. This twitter na school. I've learnt about empathy and tolerance, racism and tribalism, criticisms and insults.
@Yorubaness
Yorùbáness
17 days
African parents don't have issues 🤣
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@UnkleAyo
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
15 days
This was such a beautiful interaction, yet scary. It is profoundly humbling to see life from the lens of those who have gone before - the introspection that hits you afterwards forces you to recalibrate your priorities.
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