Twinkletwit
@MissTinks
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Meddlesome tinkerer. Often disgusted. Unafraid of moody camels. Bit of a twat.
Joined December 2019
I’ve arrived at my mother’s. I have adopted this position in preparation for being waited on by said mother. I shall not move much for the rest of the day, because mother says so.
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Causing mayhem on the train. Just flipped my coffee cup lid shut which sprayed the passenger opposite me with little drops of coffee. Thankfully he’s still asleep.
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Seems all the porn addicts are having a hard time of it right now…ahem .😂😂😂.
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Under boob sweat is occurring, which is just fucking lovely in a white vest top 🧐
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Morning! I’ve just awakened. Bit pissed off about this, it’s that bloody bladder’s fault. I was aiming for a massive lie-in. Well, fuck you, bladder! I’m going back to bed.
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RT @juxtaposedwitu: The dog looks like the profile pic of a man commenting "morning sexy" on women's posts
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Absolutely knackered but refusing to go to bed like I’m some over tired toddler because……tomorrow is no alarm clock day!.
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It seems I’m the most stressed on a Monday evening. So with that in mind, I’m going to have a massive…. .
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Exciting morning. Met up with my friend to check out the new Aldi that’s just opened. We were both so impressed, we had to go for a quick drink afterwards to calm us down. One lead to 3 and now I need a lie down. 😂.
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Today is brought to by, let’s just chill the fuck out for a while.
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My youngest daughter is 20 today. 20! Can’t get my head around it. Also, when do us parents get over this crap? Will we ever accept that they get older every year? 😂😂.
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Do you ever feel there’s just too much to do? .Like, so much that your brain feels as though it’s gonna leap out your skull and smash its self to smithereens against a wall?.
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Just found this very old pic of me, 17 years young. I’m either wearing very high heels or I’m dancing on a very high table. 😆
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The cook at work always makes me a cup of tea at this time. I don’t ask for one but she brings one to my office every morning regardless, and I hugely appreciate it. 💜💜
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Eating fizzy sweets before bed is probably asking for one of those stressful naked in public dreams, yet here I am stuffing my face.
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Daughter is visiting me, apparently. What’s really going down is, a 3 hour kip and some hearty mum grub. Cheek of it!.
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I’m off to the local reservoir to keep cool and have a swim. It’s the only way to deal with this heat
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