Sam V✨Late 90s Twink Jude Law Expert✨
@MissSamVee
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Writer. Baker. Coffee Maker. I write books about vampires 🫰🏻Manic-Pixie-Dream-Mom🧚 Can’t Wait To Be Dead available at link below ❤️🦇
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Joined October 2021
Check out my book, it’s hella cute ❤️🦇 There's something seriously strange about Harker Drake and finding out the truth will be the death of me. Classes haven't even started yet, and this school year already bites. Can't Wait To Be Dead
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Only three chapters left to write and then this book will be done, and I have them all planned out. Who knew writing a tragic horror would feel so…horribly tragic 😅
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MODERATOR: Are you willing to commit to NOT raise the sales tax? MIKIE SHERRILL: I'm not going to commit to anything right now. On Nov. 4, vote NO on Mikie Sherrill. ❌
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🎃13 days🎃 I’m nowhere near my pr3s@le goal 🥲 but that’s okay. I’m still excited for my YOU x MISERY x FINAL DESTINATION psychological thriller to release this Halloween. 🥰 I’ve released a book every Halloween since 2023, and this one is my spookiest yet. 👻 🔗🐝👁️🅾️
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If you’ve ever wanted to hear your child cry hysterically in a way that shatters your soul, for days on end, I highly recommend taking away their pacifier
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Night three no Pacy was somehow the worst so far, but also not that bad? Baby definitely inconsolably cried for a hot minute, but then he fell asleep on my chest and I got to cradle snuggle him which he hasn’t let me do in at least 8 months so, wins and loses
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😭🫶🏻 20 copies of Can’t Wait To Be Dead sold this month so far. Such a bright light on an overall shitty day. Y’all the best frfr
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Shout out to the real ones making me weep happy tears on an overall bad day. Y’all the GOATs forreal 😭🫶🏻
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Superpowers for Superheroes. Today, we unveil EagleEye: the family of warfighter augments that place mission command & AI directly into the operator's helmet.
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There’s somethin about a guy who’s only hangin by a thread
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Michelin star husband took a half sick day at work and came home so that I can get a break from our sons pacy crash out 😭❤️
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Night two no pacy did not go as ~smooth~ as night one. I think my son has realized it is in fact not coming back.
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Every time I hear Jude Laws American accent I giggle and think of the Pope
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Charlie Kirk carried his cross all the way to the end. Now others are taking up the mantle. Watch ElijahStreams onsite coverage.
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Should I be reading? Yes Am I watching a show with Jude Law in it instead? Yes
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Two times now my son has read until he’s fallen asleep with his book open on his chest 😭 he is just the cutest thing and 100% my mini me
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-1 lmaoooo y’all im so corpsey you can see all my veins under my skin when i wear a tshirt
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Update: my son has been napping for almost 2 hours no without his pacy. He instead cuddled with his Truck book until he fell asleep.
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This is more than just four quarters. It’s every tailgate, every chant, every moment. It’s fuel that goes beyond the field. This is CELSIUS! LIVE. FIT. GO.
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Updated my profile picture. You’re welcome 💅🏻
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Today I realized I was able to do 10 leg lifts when I can usually only do 8. And that’s on progress baby!
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Day 2 without his pacifier. Cold turkey. I think my son has gone insane 😭
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it’s fascinating that normal people don’t have fictional characters that they created moving around in their head all day
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Tired of vacation rental nightmares? 👻 Us too. We're giving away a $10,000 Wander trip for the craziest vacation rental horror story. Simply reply to or quote this post with your spooky tale and tag a friend. We'll create ghostly videos of the best ones and choose one winner!
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Hell yeah
i just think that more things in life should be covered in blood
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Do the stars shine bright in the underworld?
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