Mister Bailey OAM
@MissBaileyWoof
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Successor to the glorious Miss Bailey Woof and The Big Girl. Followed by the Prime Minister of Australia while I’m busy being handsome.
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Dear
@abcnews
adults do not have sexual “relationships” with children. Please do better than this.
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It’s amazing how many people here think Dan Andrews is responsible for border protection. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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It’s a serious issue and we’re not intending to be facile but
@Therese_Rein
and
@LucyTurnbull_AO
could have their own Scandinavian detective show here.
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My remarkable, gentle mother in law died this afternoon. She was a woman of great compassion and principle. Her last, conscious instruction to her family was that they are not to place her funeral notice in any Murdoch publication. Brava!
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I wish Kew could be locked down just to watch Tim Smith’s head explode.
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Birthdays are a Very Serious Business so early in the morning.
🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
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So it’s bucketing rain and health staff are just working through it. Don’t ever whine about tea rooms again.
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The household has concluded that, should we ever have the misfortune to come across Peter Van Onselen, I’m at liberty to pee on his leg.
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BTW
@abcnews
why are you publishing a photo of the home of the perpetrator’s family? What relevance is that to anyone? You’re as bad as the tabloids.
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At what point,
@VictoriaPolice
, can you intervene when “protesters” carry mock gallows around Melbourne streets? A serious question, asked with great respect.
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Dear media, could you all stop declaring that a bloke who played a total of 15 games for 2 clubs is an “AFL Star”? The hyperbole is nauseating.
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Dear Picnic People, if you’re going to set yourselves up in the middle of the dog park, don’t whinge if I come up to say Hello. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Behold the face of a dog who has been denied a second icecream.
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Actually, we commemorate Anzac Day, not celebrate it. “Patriots” are so stupid. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Pays close attention to
@billshortenmp
. Ignores Morrison. We know where Mister B’s vote is going.
#QandA
#AusVotes2019
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This $625 blouse didn’t come from Target, did it
@DebFrecklington
?
#qldpol
Instagrampost via
@pattieqld
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Remember when Christian Porter called Mark McGowan a “slimy, sweaty junior navy lawyer”? Who’s sweating now?
#wavotes
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Guess who’s turning 4 years old today, Twitter? Happy Birthday to me! 🎂🎂🎂🎂
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Breaking News: My little mate, Mack, now has a forever home. On a farm, rounding up ducks until he learns about sheep. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
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Drop a picture of your pet that looks like an album cover.
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Watching Marise Payne tonight, we understand how Australian hostages languish in overseas jails for years.
#abc730
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Is there a more hackneyed phrase than “This is not who we are”?
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How it started. How it’s going. Happy 3rd Birthday to me!
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@YeaNah10
@latingle
@abcnews
@MoruyaExaminer
What, exactly, is not balanced in the reporting of this disaster? Try harder, Wankpuffin.
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One of the great bullies of Australian public life blubbers when called to account.
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In good news today, I made a new friend. I think she might love me. ❤️
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I wish someone would ask Morrison why he arrived in Cobargo in a 6 vehicle convoy that brought absolutely no supplies whatsoever. Absolutely nothing.
#auspol
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“He does that often. Boasts about being good friends with people when really it’s just heavy duty Spakfilla patter, sealing up the cracks or covering his own poor behaviour”. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@NeilMcMahon
@lindareynoldswa
I too worked in the aftermath of the Bali bombings, Senator. In the makeshift morgue where young Muslim teenagers cared as best they could for the bodies of those killed. What I saw, what I smelt, taught me that compassion should extend to those who flee such atrocities.
#QandA
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I don’t hold the preselections, mate.
#auspol
In regards to the
@60Mins
story a spokesman for the PM's office says:
"This is an organisational matter for the Victorian Division of the Party.”
@abcmelbourne
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I see Alice Workman is continuing her campaign for most tasteless “journalist” of 2020.
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Where the sun warms the deepest fold,
And the rains sleeps on rocks so old
And the night falls and stories told,
I'd like to be wandering free.
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Would Simon Benson have disclosed the Secret Ministries if the coalition had won the election?
#auspol
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We miss you every day, dear determined girl. ❤️❤️
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For patronage of the poor and undeserving.
BREAKING: Australia’s top businesswoman Gina Rinehart has been named Western Australian of the Year in recognition of her generous philanthropy and unrivalled corporate success.
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So Harry walks and talks apparently quite amicably with the Cambridges. That will ruin the tabloids’ day.
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Mrs Bunnings is, surprise, surprise, a QAnon fan. She has quite the FB page. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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One for you
@latingle
Nothing like a bit of Vivaldi played by The Goede Hoop Marimba Band to bring joy to any day
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@workmanalice
@SenatorFifield
Perhaps, Alice, you could ask
@SenatorFifield
when his PM knew that Barnaby Joyce was drunkenly womanising around Canberra?
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You know Twitter, it’s possible to agree with Mark McGowan’s decision AND show a bit of empathy to the people whose hopes of finally seeing their families were dashed tonight.
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Dear
@nswpolice
When your Assistant Commissioner next updates the public re the Cooma “interaction”, please ensure he refers to “Ms Nowland” not “Clare”. It’s highly unlikely that she would want to be on first name terms with any of you.
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Do not let her sing.
I’m proud to have this incredible group of Australians representing our country at the Coronation of King Charles III.
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Remember when
@Barnaby_Joyce
opposed the Gardasil vaccine on the grounds that it might cause promiscuity amongst young women?
#auspol
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“This isn’t a Bali bombing “ says
@adambspencer
on
#thedrum
. I worked in the Bali bombing aftermath and in bushfire disaster response, sport, and there’s no damn difference in the trauma and distress that requires an effective response by a Prime Minister.
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I appear to have slipped from a planter box this evening.
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Just as they failed to show for the NDIS bill in 2013, the Coalition are again on the wrong side of history today.
#auspol
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Dear
@dailytelegraph
, what a great job you did today. I completed my postal vote tonight and decided that I’d really like
@billshortenmp
to be Prime Minister. As Angus Taylor would say, “Well done”.
#AusVotes2019
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