Misery Merchant
@Misery_Merchant
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I need views so my wife can eat on our day off! Thank you in advance.
Renton, WA
Joined November 2022
Beggar! Beggar... Of donation he's pulling the strings Just tip him cash or you'll hear him scream Beggar! Beggar! Join us for a deep-dive into Phil's old YTMND account + all the rage quits in recent Snortex history. Monday at 5pmEST / 10pmGMT https://t.co/bNjEzFAeXl
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I'm sorry, baby 😢
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Remember when he said he could afford a honeymoon just last year?
Phil says his shower and bathrooms are completely broken, and the kitchen is falling apart and can't afford to fix it. On top of that cant afford a honeymoon but can pay people to clear trash from a room to make a gym and buy new stream equipment?
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"They arrived after dinner. We literally opened the box, my wife tasted a couple of the cookies, and then we just left it on the counter and the box fell apart so I dunno..." More like Crumbl'd BOX, riiiiight? Ack ack ack
@Misery_Merchant @waxdeity i guess we know why he only had 6 and a couple had bites taken out of them
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Why are we seeing already been chewed cookies? Because his wife rat fucked the box before the review...
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DSP: "JARVIS... I'm running out of excuses." JARVIS: "Sir, your salt levels are critical. Recommend logging off." DSP: "Sometimes you gotta crash out before you can be successful"
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From the Morning Show to the Morning Meltdown, today has been better than "ban anyone saying I can play what I want" from Suikoden 2 😂
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The folks at lolcowlive have an AI agent on Rentahuman that will hire a real person and pay you $1 to watch their show.
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"Like I said earlier, I did MAKE a special animation for a $100 contribution" Nope. He didn't make anything. And it's not even a football stadium. You can't write a character this dumb
@BroSydePhil It’s literally from a stock image website
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Everything about DSP is a lie
@Misery_Merchant
https://t.co/HoacN40XOp it’s from a stock images site
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Since then, he's tried to guilt someone into dropping $100 to see a special animation he made and "apologized" that other people haven't gifted memberships as much as usual.
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"I'll make you guys a deal - if we get to 300 bucks of support, I will not mention support another time during this stream" - ExtortionsydePhil
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He self loved himself!
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