Me: you got with a nun?! How?! (She did not actually) @JessCashion : prayed #bestfriendlove #oneliners

It's so nice to have #CrookTheory tweets to break up my day again. They're great out of context.

Sometimes you just need your friend mate to sit you down in the middle of the floor with a glass of wine and tell you their conspiracy theories. @Ashley_Acts180

"Are you trying to pec pop the cat?" These are the questions we ask in our apartment.

Students at multiple Florida schools are walking out of class to show support for the survivors of the Parkland shooting https://t.co/FqaFBZHHrj

When your friend visits after a long time away you watch the family show #freezinghot @iliza

Showing my roommate @Ashley_Acts180 To Wong Foo for the first time, "Young RuPaul.....looks exactly the same!" @RuPaul

Rob: I've been a lesbian my entire life. #hatchetdiaries

As Twelve lets go… Words to hold onto. #DoctorWho

Here me out on this. Clearly Disney had Hilary's robot ready to go and then they had to try and make it look like Trump. Don't hate me. This is just a necessary and painful fact we all need to deal with.

When you're on a diet travel becomes less about the location and more about what you can eat there. My Louisiana list: Sundown cheese fries, Canes, Honey butter Chicken Biscuit, Social Bites Cupcake, Dog House Queso Sticks and Fried Egg Cheeseburger, Eskamoes

WATCH: The @GreatestShowman gets the @todrick treatment! https://t.co/o2xjBlnH0h

Hey orange juice companies, @Tropicana @MinuteMaid, can we get more pulp lovers options?

In case anyone has forgotten: Child abuse is a sin. Sexual abuse is a sin. Sexual harassment is a sin. Racism, and white supremacy, is a sin. Jesus asks us to welcome the stranger. Jesus asks us to love the poor. There are indeed two sides to these issues: Good and evil.

From a throwers perspective. #hatchetdiaries

Lessons from the Hatchet Diaries . Sometimes misogyny is disguised in perceived chivalry. Me: why don't you go for it, you have nothing to lose? Them: because I'm going against a woman.........................it wouldn't be polite.

Thoughts from the Hatchet Diaries. It's interesting grown men still use phrases like "don't lose to a girl" and "hey man you're throwing like a girl" as insults when their coach whom is standing right in front of them is in fact a girl. #whogetspaidtodothis?

Anxiety will tell you you're prepared for every outcome. Anxiety will tell you you're making it better. Anxiety will also tell you it's never good enough and Anxiety is a dirty liar.

Today in 1967: Pearl Bailey leads an all-black cast in a revamped version of Hello, Dolly! https://t.co/laKXH3Kkhn