Here dad see, it defo says DO NOT... look at the eclipse!!

So we can predict this to the minute but I can't get sense out of @EE as to why I haven't got a signal on my phone #genius

#victoriaLIVE the buck stops at Bush and Blair. We need to make a stand against Russia for the sake of Aleppo for the sake of humanity.

Should be fun, been asked to do a weekly 90s classics mash up mix for a national radio station. Now, what ingredients?

Interesting advert in the bus I was following in Bristol today. Not a bad deal.... http://t.co/c4iOKorsrN

Ok peeps my "house du monde" remix of the late gr8 Michael Hutchence "Friction" track is in the FMQB charts at #23. http://t.co/Dvgcz2yhpr

The Doritos band just got a new member. Yours truly. Aareeeba!! You wanna meet my siiiiiiista. http://t.co/qQZQdvRaVE

Speed awareness course today. I am defo aware of how slow this course is. Yaaaaaawn.

I'm buying all my good friends the same present this year, you'll just have to wait until its your turn to have it.

A new initiative from Cascade Media which invites writers to pitch feature film projects: http://t.co/SPYpz5Ek