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Chris Wise

@MildlyAutistic

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Homegrown beta cuck soyboi, actually autistic, and still recovering from that one time the police gave me brain damage šŸ˜… (@$ChrisWiseSurprise)

In your heart all along 😌
Joined September 2014
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Chris Wise
7 months
Just swinging by to see how far this dumpster fire’s gotten in burning down the house around us 😌.
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Chris Wise
8 months
Getting on twitter these days feels like visiting your old high school as an adult; I’m just filled with fond memories, depression, and a deep seated sense that I shouldn’t be here 😬.
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Chris Wise
1 year
I just wanna buy the lot of you a 40 and promise to help you job hunt if you just ditch this place lmao.
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Chris Wise
1 year
And then like, immediately running into the local soundcloud rapper you knew in highschool. He’s working the checkout stand. He is not doing well 😬.
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Chris Wise
1 year
Every time I tweet these days I feel like a dude visiting his home town.
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Chris Wise
1 year
Scoobeth Doobeth Doo; where art thou?.
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@MildlyAutistic
Chris Wise
1 year
Wading through Twitter like a horse through the Swamp of Sadness.
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Chris Wise
1 year
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Chris Wise
1 year
God put me on this earth to yuck somebody’s Yum 😤.
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Chris Wise
1 year
If you want a Muscle Mommy, you gotta be able to throw a Muscle Mommy.
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Chris Wise
1 year
Friendly reminder that not everyone needs therapy. A LOT of you need therapy, but it’s not a blanket fix all for personal growth and development, but one tool of many 😌. … but that said A LOT OF YOU NEED THERAPY.
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Chris Wise
1 year
If you think Black folk are mysterious instead of dangerous you’re still a racist lmao.
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Chris Wise
2 years
What exactly is the National Hotdog and Sausage Council’s beef with ketchup anyway?.
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@MildlyAutistic
Chris Wise
2 years
It’s real hard to say shit like ā€œI’m getting real tired of white peopleā€ without some white dude taking personal offense; this isn’t about you Steve, sit your pasty ass down 😭.
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Chris Wise
2 years
If anything, it MANUALLY makes you a fascist šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø.
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Chris Wise
2 years
Being a cop doesn’t automatically make you a fascist…. It just means you’re willing to work for and spend time with fascists, which is just as bad.
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Chris Wise
2 years
I just need more people in my life that are comfortable with me being insane, but not impressed by it.
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@MildlyAutistic
Chris Wise
2 years
Tweeting used to feel like I was hucking my thoughts into the ocean; now it kinda feels like I’m hucking them into the desert… same vibe though. Anywho, heres a picture of me winning an impromptu body building competition at a cosplay convention 😌
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@MildlyAutistic
Chris Wise
2 years
My transmission is kerploded, i haven’t slept in 2 days, and I think the cut on my middle finger is infected. But I got a text from my favorite person, so life’s not too bad right now 😌.
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Chris Wise
2 years
The last dregs of serotonin in my body rn
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