Rather starve

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry Hey baby, wanna go to Applebees for some above $5 alcoholic drinks and then my place later?

@tomjensen6 @ask_aubry

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry “Deserts at restarunts”

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry It won’t be good, but it will be quick.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry Yes and also shrimp cup o noodles.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry And where tf does he live where alcoholic beverages cost $5 or less??

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry And “Pathmark items”

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry That's what I wondered too!

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry Yes maam! 💀💀😭😭😭

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry I feel like you're underestimating the seductive possibilities of unlimited breadsticks.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry Deserts 🏜 at restarunts

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry I think so.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry Girl I think that they think that.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry I’m sorry I’m still stuck on the “pizza with toppings.”

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry This is exactly the sort of guy who created that meme reading, "Oh, look. You just ordered the most expensive item on the menu. I hope you realize that comes with a side-order of my dick." I apologize for this putz on behalf of my entire gender.

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry I honestly liked Olive Garden pretty well, but the food is heavy and greasy. Is anybody really in the mood after Olive Garden?

@MikeTango22202 @ask_aubry I think of both of those as places you take grandmothers for birthday dinner. (Not my own grandmothers, but like older neighbors in the Midwest?)