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he/him | 16.6+ Golf Handicap | Advocate for touching grass | Veteran 🇺🇲 | not a healthcare CEO
Minnesota, USA
Joined March 2011
This "essential worker" thing is sort of mind-boggling. It's sort of like being drafted by capitalism.
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"Bari Weiss is suppressing journalists at the behest of the pedocratic oligarchs the right way." by Jon Favreau
Bari's memo isn't unreasonable (mostly), but it's incredibly naive. @StephenM, @KristiNoem, @TriciaOhio, and the rest only give interviews to MAGA outlets where they can lie or do quick TV hits where they can filibuster. A reporter with 60 Minutes would actually challenge
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Wolves just beat the team with the best record in the league
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
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Oh you're not going to release the Epstein Files as required by law? Okay! Immediately sue the administration and hold officials in contempt of court. Arrest them. Still not gonna release them? Arrest more.
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Literally nobody voted for that, and you didn't run on that. Try a housing first policy, asshole. You're killing people, Murderer Frey.
I vetoed this ordinance because it would have encouraged encampments and kept them open long-term. We just had an election, and the voters spoke: after shelter and services have been offered, encampments should be closed because they are not safe. https://t.co/1AZXUF7ijt
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When is it done being "too soon" to talk about her last moments as co-speaker? I'm pissed off tonight yes, but am I seriously alone here? Like wtf from a strictly political perspective
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. Read @stephenrodrick's exclusive: https://t.co/k9TVEu87ab
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And if you're mad, and typing a response- you're wrong, and she died after voting to kill healthcare for migrant workers. Don't get mad at me. She did that.
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People hear "Melissa Hortman" and it triggers a response. That response is because she was murdered. That response is not because of her horrific voting at the end of her career. I suggest you grow up.
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Melissa Hortman was murdered shortly after "reaching across the aisle" to defund healthcare.
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time. Read @stephenrodrick's exclusive: https://t.co/k9TVEu87ab
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This happened yesterday, journalist. Correct me if I'm wrong. Journalist.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey just vetoed an ordinance that would've required the city to provide toilets, collect trash and give more notice before forcing out inhabitants of homeless encampments. Frey says it would push Minneapolis backward by encouraging dangerous encampments
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1. Never gamble more than $100 on sports
BREAKING: DraftKings has asked the Massachusetts Gaming Commission to void $934,147 in winnings off a series of parlay wagers made during the 2025 ALCS. The operator says it mistakenly allowed a patron to parlay a series of "hit total wagers" during the ALCS.
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In beer league, I always pulled the nets (both nets) to the side, and put them up after first pass. I just ask the driver before games. They just say "yeah that'd be cool bud" or "sure I don't care thanks"
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Icy sidewalks are a failure of government. This is a public right-of-way. Foisting maintenance on homeowners and businesses that pay property taxes is a shallow attempt at shirking responsibility on property the city has a responsibility to maintain.
Getting to the point in the snowfall/mashdown/melt/freeze cycle where property owners who've taken no action to shovel should be eligible for aggravated assault charges.
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The 15 extra seconds it takes to steal the car is a state court order to a major manufacturer that will take years to implement the fix.
BREAKING: My office reached a nationwide settlement with Kia & Hyundai that requires them to install ignition cylinder protectors (pictured below) in their theft-prone vehicles for free. This will protect Kias & Hyundais from the kinds of viral thefts we've these past few years.
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Oh no the 15 extra seconds it takes to steal the car is a court order to a major manufacturer now that will take years to implement the fix
BREAKING: My office reached a nationwide settlement with Kia & Hyundai that requires them to install ignition cylinder protectors (pictured below) in their theft-prone vehicles for free. This will protect Kias & Hyundais from the kinds of viral thefts we've these past few years.
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What a sad disappointment of a politician. Turns a big win against corporations into a message about "public safety". Pathetic. Get a job melvin.
Today's announcement is about more than a successful lawsuit. It’s about accountability. It sends a clear message to Hyundai, Kia, and others that when corporate decisions jeopardize public safety, there are consequences.
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