Bar Convo “What Kinda Music do you play? Country? I hope it’s country” he said “Yes, sure, it’s kinda country” I said “Well What’s the name of your band?” He said “It’s ‘Hot Steve and the Tweekn’ Topekans’ “ I replied “Don’t sound very good” he said “We ain’t” I said

With Punch, the Internets come a long way since Harambe

How long before Ghostface battles Jason, Michale Myers and or Freddy Krueger……. Staring Vin Diesel as all of them

Instead of “Battle of the Bands” I’d maybe like to see the “Battle of the Bards”……..maybe

Skeletal Remains estimated to be from the early 1900’s located under the site of an old campus building. Rumor has it that there was a medallion located with the remains that said “Hide and Seek champion 1903”

I wonder if the Giving Tree after being reduced to a stump ever thought….…….”wait a second……”

Really liking Snoop covering the Olympics…….NBC missed out not having Ice T or Ice Cube comment on Ice Skating, Bob Sled and Luge I would’ve liked to hear their perspective on these events

King Cheez-It is kinda scary Now he will haunt my dreams……

The Yellow Cheese It Squares painted on the field makes it look like there is flag on every play of the Citrus Bowl

NYE at the Deli, look I made the paper

CFP Final game will be Tulane vs James Madison

Traveling Wilbury’s

If you have a Jeep, Land Rover type or jacked truck , you should really just take the speed bumps full speed

Christmas Songs: I wish Axel Rose would make a Christmas Album: With songs like: Welcome to the North Pole “You know where you are? You’re at the North Pole and you’re gonna dieeeeee” Or The little Drummer Boy; “The ox and ass kept time sha na na ni ni ni my serpentines”

No more penny doesn’t make any sense (Sense…..cents…….I felt I had to explain…..this being the internet and all)

The end of the penny, ensures we are all gonna nickeled and dimed

Tulsa looks just like it does on the “Lowdown”

Next OU Game all fans must wear short pants…. “Support Sandell…… Short Pants Takeover”

Halloween: “Hey nice costume” I said “It’s not a costume!” He replied “So you are……a clown?” I said “Yes” he said “Could’ve fooled me” I said…….whispering “jeez…..angry clown”

Go Toronto Mariners! Yay! ………..wait a second #USATODAY

According to AI my name is “Hosti” or “Hostee”……..this may be the work of Roko’s Basilisk…….if so I guess it’s ok……