I entitle this photograph "British Television". Frankly I'm unsure how it was on before the 'watershed'. @AlexHorne

Hey Folks. I'm moving over to bluesky because of the general twitter binfire. If you want to catch me up then follow me there https://t.co/JOfr5Lw88e

"The french horn is the least sociable animal" - @AlexHorne , 19 June 2024.

Bad news: I've been given two weeks notice that my rolling contract will end at Christmas. Good news: I'm now available for all your design and writing needs! Please consider me for any freelance, contract and permanent roles. DMs are open. Portfolio site:

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Using functions in Excel is probably the closest we're ever going to get to casting actual wizard spells. #showerthoughts

Sticky toffee pudding cake with swiss meringue buttercream, crème patisserie sticky toffee sauce and, of course, sticky toffee cake. Made for my wife's birthday, absolutely delicious.

Why do the Ninja Turtles even wear masks? Are they trying to protect their identity? The giant green mutant turtles? Of which there are four? In my TED talk I'd like to explore...

A basic, low fat carrot cake as requested for a birthday treat. It might look basic but it's incredibly moist and delicious. #carrotcake #homebaking

Homemade crunchy caramel cornflake brownies. Absolute new favourite. #Brownie #baking

Triple Chocolate Chip Cookies. Indulgent and extremely chocolatey. #100bakeschallenge no.14 #homemade #cookies #homebaking

Chocolate chip banana bread. Incredibly light, very delicious. #100bakeschallenge no.13 #homebaking #baking #bananabread

Chocolate Chip and Coconut Milk bread and butter pudding. Delicious Easter treat.

My first attempt at hot cross buns. About 90% of the way there I think. They taste great but ever so slightly over baked and a little too much cross. Either way, pleased!

An 'End of the World Chocolate Cake' I made for a friend's birthday. Chocolate sponge, with butter chocolate ganache filling, chocolate cream cheese icing, chocolate pie crumb toppers and decoration, shaped chocolate shards and homemade chocolate truffles.

I'm having a chippy tea tonight, which means that most of the people reading this post will now be having a chippy tea due to the laws of 'oh f**k it'.

NY Style triple choc chip cookies, home baked.

Daughter's birthday cake this year. Luckily the practice run let me figure out what I was doing wrong, and I'm pretty darn pleased with the outcome. Rainbow meringue could have been more vibrant? But hey can't have it all!

Some homemade brownies with a dark chocolate ganache I made last week.

Blueberry muffins with streusel crunch topping. #baking #muffins #homebaking

Not to brag (except for showing it off to people who only know my internet persona) but I make the absolute best roast chicken.