Michael Socha
@Michaelsocha
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Irish, Italian, Polish and confused.
Joined October 2010
A murderer will kill you. A thief will rob you. You don't know where you are with a liar.
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Ever look back on old tweets and think. I'm actually a bit of a dick?.
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Michael Gove scares me more than Boris. Anr Boris scared the shit out of me.
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I'm wide awake.i think I'm more excited for chrimbo than me lad. I ate all santas nuts and drank his brandy. Hurry up morning!.
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. love work n that, really do. But kinda wanna play with the dog.
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Michael is in 'This Is Living' @TrafStudios with @TamlaKari in May. Tickets available here:
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Last night I woke up at 3. On me sofa. A can of coke emptying on me leg and "Dog the bounty hunter" ont telly. I prefer horrific nightmares.
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Good morning/afternoon/night all. Happy tingz today! Good vibes and granola. Water with a little lemon. It's time to get up!.
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I'm a real silly billy sometimes. Working on it though.
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Today was a struggle of sorts. But I'm still glad to of had this day. Thankyou for this life lesson. Now time for beer!.
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I ain't got no coffee! I'm doing this morning bareback!.
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I'm feeling good today. I'm home in 4 days cannot wait to cuddle my loves. Been too long this time round.
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Never been to a festival. This is the year for it I think.
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Funny trousers for work today. Toilet time is a struggle. 3 cups of coffee n all. What am I like duck!.
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I'm looking at a dog that is half shaven. Is what it is.
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Me and the on set doctor are now very close. We don't speak the same language but that's an easy barrier broken. I love her.
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I want @ThomasTurgoose1 to get hit by a small car going 15. So he's not killed but quite hurt for a couple days.
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My cousin T Bone is a good chess player. I hate him for this as he knows he is, and he taunts me as we play. Many a swear word in our chess.
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Watching the littlun swim is a bit emotional. He just loves it. Even ducking his head underwater. "The dolphin" bless his little socks.
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It reminds me of myself in younger days, when @LaurenSocha made me believe there was a ghost in the kitchen.
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Most of em. I hope they ain't proper facts. Else I don't trust life.
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. he's got a this gravelly quiet voice and a 40 fag a day smokers laugh. I hate him.
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I've been back Van for a week. I cannot stop waking up at 4am. I kind of like it. Let's see if Shimbad will join me.
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I think you lot should start using derby slang I miss ome.
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I could be productive. and shave an eyebrow off @AndrewShim. But as a fellow actor I appreciate "not the face". Any ideas?.
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What you lot doing? Ote or note? I'm doing note. Anyone doing ote?.
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The guard on me train is busting riddles, hel give the answer at Vauxhall. Legend!.
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