Haz
@Michael_Haz
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TLM Catholic / Motorcyclist / Not Burdened by Opinions
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Joined January 2009
Sit the fuck down, Chucklefuck. You slimy, sanctimonious fossil...still cosplaying as the tough negotiator while your party’s corpse twitches in the corner. You don’t have the cards, the votes, the leverage, or the goddamn spine to make demands. You’re holding a pair of
SENATE AND HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE UNITED ON REINING IN THE ABUSES OF ICE. Americans have watched in horror as ICE has terrorized communities across the country. Federal agents can’t continue to cause chaos in our cities while more Americans are killed. We must rein in ICE. Here’s
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Your front-row seat to the Apple Music Halftime Show starts here. Follow along for the live updates through the weekend. https://t.co/ZvwjotCGap
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Enough with the cowardly, calculated fucking theatrics, you malignant, pathologically lying bitch. You slither onto the stage with this rehearsed, sanctimonious drivel about "stopping the games" and "transparency," goading RepJamesComer into a "public fight" under bright lights
So let’s stop the games. If you want this fight, @RepJamesComer, let’s have it—in public. You love to talk about transparency. There’s nothing more transparent than a public hearing, cameras on. We will be there.
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Have the authorities looked into Woody Guthrie? Or Arlo Guthrie? Maybe even Janet Guthrie? I worry about their shoddy work.
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Only an idiot or a communist (I repeat myself) would enroll their children in schools staffed by members of this woman’s union.
Behold… The head of America’s largest teachers union. This is why students are leaving the classroom to protest ICE. The teachers unions are nothing more than a Democrat money laundering operation. Marxist are running the unions. https://t.co/of61ZjKN6P
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I’m at the Y for this morning’s workout and someone has piped BeeGees music throughout the building. It’s all uh uh uh uh stayin’ alive in here right now and whoever did this deserves a promotion, a raise, and free lunch for a month. ….you can tell by the way I walk I’ve got a
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Possible the best car ever. I owned a Buick Regal - same car, different nose and tail. Loved that car.
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Favre was magnificent.
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I have given written instructions to all family members that if I am ever abducted they are not to communicate in any manner with Nancy Grace.
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I haven’t paid attention to the Washington Post since CIA operative Robert Woodward led the coup against Richard Nixon.
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I just gotta say it's truly amazing how journalists can grovel for their jobs while effortlessly maintaining their condescension
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Today I amazed a group of teenaged males by proving there actually was a band called Colonel Bagshot. Tomorrow I’ll amaze them some more by proving there once was a rock song called Come On Eileen and let them sort out the spellings. https://t.co/3CINy6hqYF
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As you read this (and you 100% should read it) remember that 2/3 of Wisconsin kids can't read or write at grade level. And know, those numbers are far worse for poor kids and kids of color.
Taxpayers paid $368K for a 4-day water park resort junket to redefine student proficiency. Then the DPI issued a gag order on the participants. Here's what they didn't want you to see. 🧵
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