Michael Cerami
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Man steals ball from young fan, celebrates. Disgusting display.
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If Ian Happ leads off today's game with a home run, I will jump in Lake Michigan later today.
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Absolutely amazing moment, when a dad taught his son what we do with HR balls from the other teams at Wrigley Field.
#Cubs
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BREAKING: The Chicago
#Cubs
have received MLB's permission to explore becoming a two-city team: Chicago and Milwaukee, but then they realized they already own stadiums in both cities.
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@Twitter
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The Cubs made the NLCS in 2015.
The Cubs won the World Series in 2016.
The Cubs made the NLCS in 2017.
The Cubs made the playoffs in 2018.
The Cubs made the playoffs in 2020.
Division titles in 2016, 2017, and 2020.
This was the best era of
#Cubs
baseball. Ever.
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I found it. The worst strike call in the history of baseball.
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The "big" celebration from Kyle Hendricks after his 81-pitch complete game shutout.
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The 2011 MLB Draft was hilariously loaded:
1. Gerrit Cole
3. Trevor Bauer
6. Anthony Rendon
8. Francisco Lindor
9. Javy Baez
11. George Springer
14. Jose Fernandez
18. Sonny Gray
45. Trevor Story
52. Blake Snell
61. Josh Bell
172. Mookie Betts
SO many more, too.
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MLB is ruining MLB.
Not the players.
Not the fans.
MLB.
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The Cleveland Guardians blew a 3-1 lead.
Yep. Still works.
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Things to extend this winter:
1. The netting.
2. Nicholas Castellanos
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The Kris Bryant trade we can almost all agree on:
Cubs get: Kris Bryant
Braves get: Nothing
Dodgers get: Nothing
Rangers get: Nothing
Phillies get: Nothing
Nationals get: Nothing
Kris Bryant gets: More money
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Baez to Mets. Rizzo to Yankees. Bryant to Giants. Nico to the IL.
The Cubs lost their entire infield in 24 hours.
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The undefeated Chicago Cubs will host the last-place Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field later today.
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'15 Cubs Season: Rocky 1 (surprise underdogs, come up just short)
'16 Cubs Season: Rocky 2 (come back better, stronger, & WIN)
'17 Cubs Season: Rocky 3 (fame, wealth, past success get in way)
'18 Cubs Season: Rocky 4 ... Break down. Go back to basics. Be the underdog again. WIN.
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The Chicago Cubs haven't been more than 5.5 games out of first place since 2015. They've gone to the NLCS in three consecutive seasons, have won their division twice in a row, and have raised a World Series banner over Wrigley Field.
Remember to enjoy the era.
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Source: The Chicago Cubs have extended All-Star outfielder Ian Happ: 3 years, $61 million. No options. Deal starts in 2024.
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2021 will be Anthony Rizzo's TENTH season with the
#Cubs
. During that time, he's been a model of consistency on the field and a role model off it.
Put simply: He *MUST* be extended, and he needs to finish his career as a member of the Chicago Cubs.
Nothing less is acceptable.
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The average age of an MLB fan is 57.
The average age of an NBA fan is 37.
But, yeah, let's cancel two weeks of the season. That'll help.
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Did Mike Tauchman just give us the best regular season moment since Bote’s grand slam?
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The Cubs were down 5-1, then they started a comeback, then Rizzo tied it up w/ a historic at-bat and HR, then Bill Murray sang the stretch, and now they just took the lead against the Cardinals on a sunny 80 degree Friday afternoon game in front of a full capacity Wrigley Field.
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Nobody needs help facing YU FREAKIN' DARVISH?!
Now THAT'S a joke.
His 29.4% strikeout rate from 2012-2019 ranks FOURTH in all of Major League Baseball, behind Max Scherzer, Jose Fernandez, and Chris Sale lol.
GTFOH Yelich.
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The Chicago Cubs are leading MLB with a .281 batting average.
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Hey, Chicago ... how about this rotation?
Tuesday: Q goes 7.0 scoreless
Wednesday: Hamels goes 8.0 scoreless
Today: Hendricks goes 7.0 scoreless
Darvish was pumping 99MPH
Lester is coming back soon
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On Opening Day 2018 …
Albert Almora will be 23 years, 11 months, & 13 days old
Ian Happ 23y, 7m, 17d
Addison Russell 24y, 2m, 6d
Kyle Schwarber 25y, 0m, 24d
Javy Baez will be 25y, 3m, 28d
Willson Contreras 25y, 10m, 16d
Kris Bryant 26 years, 2m, 25d
This team is plenty young.
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"Listen, being a pitcher myself, rule
#1
is you have to throw strikes."
- Anthony Rizzo on
@ESPNChicago
😂
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SOURCE: I'm hearing Craig Kimbrel has been traded to the Chicago White Sox.
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Lost my grandmother today. She was the reason I became a
#Cubs
fan and was - by far - the most supportive voice when I decided to leave my career and join a blog. I loved her a lot. And I'll miss her.
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Instead of meeting 10+ times on the last day, the MLB should have tried making one offer in the first 42 days.
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Jose Quintana's profile says he's a Giant, his last tweet has him in an Angels uniform, and today, he's starting as a Pittsburgh Pirate against the Cubs.
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Javy Baez’s DNA:
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The Chicago
#Cubs
outfield in 2020:
13.0 BB% - 1st in MLB
28 HRs - 2nd in MLB
.357 OBP - 3rd in MLB
.502 SLG - 2nd in MLB
130 wRC+ = 3rd in MLB
4.1 fWAR - 1st in MLB
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"The Packers"
Who wins a QB competition between Mitch Trubisky, Andy Dalton and Nick Foles?
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Nick Castellanos is doing his best to make Cubs fans LOVE him ... and it's working.
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The Chicago Cubs are leading the National League with 10 home runs, tied for the most in MLB.
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Not just a hit, a homer.
Not just a homer, a grand slam.
Not just a grand slam, a walk-off.
Not just a walk-off, a walk-off at Wrigley.
Jason Heyward, my man, that was excellent.
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$75 million. That's it. Just $7M more than the Cubs paid Jameson Taillon. Unreal.
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I bet it would've taken Yelich so much longer to drink that beer on the road.
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In the matter of 48 hours, the Cubs saw Marcus Stroman opt-out of his deal, freeing up $21M to spend this offseason *and* they hired one of the top-3 managers in baseball AWAY from their division rivals.
This offseason is going to be WILD.
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The absolute best part of today's game is Dexter Fowler telling Kyle Hendricks to stop throwing over to first in the ninth 😂🤣
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Remember that time Javy Baez hobbled up to the plate (with a hurt foot) like he was walking out of the WWE tunnel towards the ring, chirping at Amir Garrett every step of the way, and then just walked it off on one pitch like an absolute boss?
I do.
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Since we're going to see Javy Báez against the Cubs this weekend, I thought it would be a good time to remind you of this absolutely AMAZING moment he provided at the end of his time with the Cubs.
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Matt Nagy walks out, cameras flash, reporters shuffle in and take their seats. He leads up to the mic, everyone leans forward out of the edge of their seat, and speaks:
"The McRib is back."
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The Cubs had a no-hitter this year and a literally historic ninth inning comeback against the Cardinals, but that was my favorite moment of the entire season.
Javy Baez is a legend. What a ballplayer.
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Mark McGwire is in the Cardinals hall of fame.
Sammy Sosa is on the outside looking in, because of an apology 8 out of 10 Cubs fans couldn’t care less about.
Give Sammy his moment. Give him back to us.
Bring. Him. Back.
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This was my favorite moment of the 2021 season. It was absolutely electric.
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World Series wins since the Brewers began existing.
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THIS is what the Cubs need right now. Exactly this energy. Morel ties the game with a homer in his first start of the season.
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The World Series trophy is just a piece of metal.
Owning a team isn't profitable.
And we'll cancel regular season games if we don't get what we want.
***
That's what MLB has become.
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How can you not love Anthony Rizzo?
(Photo via u/GoldenEyeSonic on Reddit)
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The Chicago Cubs (14-10) have series wins over the:
- Rangers
- Mariners
- Dodgers
- Padres
That's good. They are good. This is fun.
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Not-so-cryptic update: I'm a man of my word. Stay tuned.
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The Chicago Cubs bullpen has the highest strikeout rate in MLB ... by a LOT.
1. Cubs: 36.4%
2. NYY: 32.0%
3. SDP: 30.9%
4. Twins: 29.6%
5. Pirates: 28.8%
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Anthony Rendon's face after hitting a two-run homer in Game 6 of the World Series.
Who is he? Kyle Hendricks?
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David Ross is gonna have two Cubs World Series rings. 🙂
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I think we all need this before the trade deadline,
#Cubs
fans. Try not to shed a tear. It was a good run.
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Source: The Cubs and Ian Happ are making progress on an extension.
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"Wrigley's overrated" is the "I take my steak well-done" of opinions.
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Dansby Swanson and Cody Bellinger are absolute STARS.
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- Win 11 of 13
- Blow a 4-0 lead to the Cardinals
- Get swept by the Phillies
- Come back in the 9th inning against the Guardians before losing in extras and losing the series
- Blow a 6-0 lead in a must-win game to your rivals
The fuck, man.
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When can I see this? Thanks.
1. Ian Happ, RF*
2. Javy Baez, SS
3. Kris Bryant, 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo, 1B
5. Willson Contreras, C
6. Jason Heyward, CF*
7. Robel Garcia, 2B
8. Kyle Schwarber, LF
9. Pitcher
*Could just as easily flip their outfield assignments.
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It might’ve been KB’s HR, but this is all I could think about when I saw Castellanos celebrating around second base last night:
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Tonight, the
#Cubs
27-year-old home grown starting pitcher (Justin Steele), who happens to a Cy Young contender), started a game that was saved by the Cubs 28-year-old home grown closer (Adbert Alzolay) throwing 97 MPH.
What timeline is this anyway?
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Cubs now have Gold Glove caliber defense at four positions.
SS: Dansby Swanson
2B: Nico Hoerner
CF: Cody Bellinger
LF: Ian Happ
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Legend has it Javy Baez is still walking to first base.
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Fun News: Pete Crow-Armstrong will make his first MLB start tonight for the Chicago Cubs.
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Dude. The Cubs are really breaking the Reds tonight. This is some “we need to have a team meeting” level nonsense.
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Source: The Chicago Cubs are planning to remove Trey Mancini from the roster. Couldn't immediately tell if that was release or DFA. Will work to find out.
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The only people who saw this Tony La Russa problem coming was literally all of us.
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Besides a catcher, a first baseman, a second baseman, a third baseman, center fielder, a DH, two starting pitchers, and a closer the Cubs are absolutely LOADED for 2023.
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I'm told Willson Contreras (DH) and Ian Happ (LF) are in tonight's starting lineup for the Chicago Cubs.
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The good news is that’s definitely not Justin Fields’ fault.
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Mike Tauchman, Cody Bellinger, Dansby Swanson, and Jeimer Candelario are 10-11 with a double, four homers, and 11 RBI. And a walk.
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The Chicago Cubs (67-60) are seven games over .500 for the first time since June 26, 2021.
Their lineup that day:
1. W. Contreras, C
2. K. Bryant, LF
3. A. Rizzo, 1B
4. J. Báez, SS
5. P. Wisdom, 3B
6. J. Marisnick, CF
7. J. Heyward, RF
8. S. Alcantara, 2B
9. A. Mills, P
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Dexter Fowler, Ben Zobrist, and Jon Lester are no longer
#Cubs
.
Kris Bryant, Kyle Schwarber, Javy Báez, Anthony Rizzo, and Theo Epstein are one one-year deals.
Where the heck did time go? Where did the window go?
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Ian Happ's last six plate appearances:
Grand slam (103 MPH, 402 ft)
Line out (103 MPH)
Double (109 MPH)
Single (113 MPH)
Fly-out (89 MPH)
Home Run (109 MPH, 474 ft)
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THESE
#Cubs
already have everything you want ...
The Grizzled Veteran: Jon Lester
The Flashy Superstar: Javy Baez
The Obvious Talent: Kris Bryant
The Energy: Willson Contreras
The Captain: Anthony Rizzo
The Style: Pedro Strop
The Glove: Jason Heyward
The Bat: Kyle Schwarber
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Finally! A non-Cubs fan review of Wrigley Field that actually gets it … warms my heart.
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“It’s gonna happen!”
Got a baby boy on the way this October!
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Blame Joe Maddon all you want, but 3 hits and 2 runs over 9 full innings is not his fault.
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