Tired big boy #DogsOnTwitter

My lil baby.#DogsOnTwitter

Bye bye asshole. Its litterlylike im breaking up with an abusive partner. I am in love with alcohol and all it does to me is take everything I worked for away from me. I hate to be so cliche but so far off to a good start. Time to grow up.

Hey @YourMorning @AnneMarieAMK @LindseyDeluce and @KelseyMcEwen .. The Westmount Volunteer Fire Department annual Santa Run was tonight. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas from Westmount, Cape Breton.

The 1st day of the rest of my life. Just breath Mike. It'll be alright.

Hahahahah I'm howlin over here.

If you want to burn tonight, you’re in the clear!

"I was lost, in the garden and the cost didn't matter to me."

I wanna be a pilot, simply for the jokes.

Officially back to dressing for cold then heat then cold again season. Three outfit changes like I'm hosting the Oscar's.

"Orphan: first kill" is wicket. I fully recommend this movie. 👌

Seriously people! How do I do this? @kaitlyness said I can't use her curling iron.

Any or all stand up comedians/comedienne message me for a night of comedy. Trying to start an event.

Due to stomach issues. This poster will be popping up at pizza shops in the CBRM.

Ever try to fake a job? ME: " I can wire in the pins and grease the belts. If you need me to check the torque specs on the drive hubs that's fine too." THEM: "Sir get out!"

Had an absolute blast today in the Pride Parade.

Wow what a view. What a ride to see this. I'm a sweaty mess but I love it.

Is it OK for someone to love their own hair? I am 38 and I have some great flowing locks. Not gonna lie.

84 years old, got eye surgery. Don't wear glasses now. My dad is the man!

"I keep a coin in my pocket and my only friend is heads or tails, do what I wanna aant" #shannonandtheclams #dreamsintherathouse