Michael Lambert
@MichaelLamberta
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Commenting on current affairs especially Brexit and government
Joined August 2017
Anyone know at what time the pandemic is ending on Monday?.
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It seems almost the whole world now believes the President of the United States of America is working for the Russians
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These two ruined our futures and those of our children, made us all poorer, destroyed our economy and made us a worldwide laughing stock. They should never be forgiven.
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Anyone know what happened to our £29,000,000,000 (£29 billion) spent on Test & Trace which didn’t really work?
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Please do not retweet this video. It makes Liz Truss look very silly and incompetent
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Aren’t you the person who ‘forgot’ to pay £3,500,000 in Capital Gains Tax?
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I am thoroughly sick and f****** tired of deranged psychopaths like Braverman Patel and this latest arrogant dimwit Babadook telling me ‘what the British people want’ .What I want is to see the back of all of them for ever.
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Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace which didn’t really work?
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“And the doctor said to me “Sir you are the fittest man I’ve ever seen, sir”
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I can’t sleep at night any longer. The news is just too awful. What with the discovery that Taylor Swift had a police car escort her to Wembley from her hotel and now we learn that Keir Starmer may have moved another painting at No 10. It is all too much.
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DYSON - If you are in Moscow and you need a new overpriced Hoover you may like to know that Sir James Dyson’s shop has been open throughout the sanctions at Aviapark, Moscow’s biggest shopping mall. DYSON.
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I know this is a silly question but does anyone anywhere have any idea where our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace went? Just as a matter of interest.
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JUST HOW STUPID ARE THE FARMERS.This clown persuaded them to vote for Brexit which has made them all poorer and now he is their hero
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Can anyone please explain what this rude aggressive and charmless woman with very limited ministerial experience has ever done for anyone to think she should be prime minister?
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Anyone remember that £37,000,000,000 given to the wife of a Tory MP for Test & Trace which didn’t work? I wonder what happened to it?
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Anyone else beginning to get just a little bit bored with these two pathetic losers?
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Can anyone please explain to me how cattle or sheep carcasses brought 11,000 miles from Oz/NZ can be cheaper than those from Scotland or Wales?.
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Imagine spending the rest of your life knowing that you have destroyed a once great nation single-handedly just for your own selfish interests
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Anyone know what happened to the £37,000,000 which was budgeted for Test & Trace?
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Since foreign newspapers cannot be bound by U.K. super injunctions hasn’t any of them yet printed the full story?
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Nigel Farage’s butler, Mr Tice, wishes to inform his Skegness constituents that next week his surgery will be at the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai. (Take no 10 bus from Skegness town centre and then ask for directions)
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Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000?
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HM GOVERNMENT: VACANCY .We have a vacancy for a hospital visitor. Work requires visiting hospitals for a few minutes four days per week. No previous experience needed. Job may require briefly running the country from time to time. Salary £150,000.
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Biggest tax hike ever - £40 billion.Budget for Test & Trace (which didn’t work) - £37 billion
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Name any other person who has done more to ruin the British economy, impoverish us all, destroy our children’s future and make us a worldwide laughing stock
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Something not quite right with the world when the lives of billions of people are about to be affected by the decision of one self-obsessed petulant old man
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What do the Russians have on Boris Johnson that he is working so hard to help them get their money out of the U.K.?.
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Anyone found out yet what she did with taxpayers’ £28,000,000,000? Did it all go to consultants?
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Lord Bethel is very unlucky. No one can find the notes of his meeting about the £600 million contract given to Randox and he lost his phone so all his WhatsApp messages got lost. So unlucky.
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This is strictly confidential but I have heard that @trussliz is very close to securing a massive trade deal with the Isle of Wight.
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BREAKING: Home Secretary announces plan to set up task force to deport any EU lorry drivers who remain in the U.K. after 24th Dec. Ms Patel said “It is a special privilege for lorry drivers to be able come here and work and it shouldn’t be abused”.
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Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000?
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Coronavirus deaths per million:.USA = 405.Brazil = 315.U.K. = 654.Why?.
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I would like to let Mr Javid know that we have used the past couple of years preparing for Brexit by selling off our stock, sacking our employees and closing our business.
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Anyone else think this government has lost control, knows Brexit us a massive disaster and has no idea what to do?.
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Anyone else agree that this man is in politics because he is addicted to publicity and using his fame to make money?
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Anyone yet found out what happened to our £37,000,000,000? Thats a million pounds x 37,000!.That is approx 20% of our entire health budget for a whole year!! - i.e. every NHS hospital, clinic, laboratory, surgery etc and the biggest workforce in Europe (1.4 million employees)
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Has anyone found out what she did with our £28,000,000,000 yet?
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Now be fair. This elderly gentleman forgot to pay £3.5 million in capital gains tax. It was an easy mistake which anyone could make. You can’t take his driving licence away or look at his bank account.
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NEVER FORGET - our collapsing economy, the dreadful state of our public services, the misery and poverty of millions, the severely reduced opportunities for our young and our being a worldwide pitied laughing stock are all because of the vanity and dishonesty of one man
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Apparently we are going to base our future immigration system on only allowing in the brightest and best. What if the brightest and best no longer want to come to this nasty small-minded xenophobic land?.
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Anyone else believe that the career of this smug loudmouth conman is going to end in failure and disgrace just like those of Boris Johnson and his ‘friend’ Trump?.It is just a matter of time. Funny thing is he cannot see it.
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Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 for Test & Trace ?
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Why can’t this dreadful woman realise that ‘the will of the British people’ is to see the back of her and never to set eyes on her again?
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BREAKING NEWS: .Dominic Cummings is said to be considering firing Boris Johnson.
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My small business has been selling to hundreds of customers in Europe since 1997.On 31st October it will close because none of my customers are prepared to register as importers and complete import paperwork for every little invoice.THE END OF MY BUSINESS.
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Does anyone else think Dyson is a pompous pretentious patronising supercilious condescending and silly man who is nowhere near as clever as he thinks he is?.He backed the Truss/Kwarteng fiasco!
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How rude. The French are now referring to the U.K. as Isle de Merde (shit island).
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Boris Johnson isn’t very good at being prime minister is he?.
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Anyone remember who it was who ‘negotiated’ our lousy deal with New Zealand, the deal which put our farmers at risk and which is so much worse than the one the EU have just signed?
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Please don’t retweet this. It will only embarrass Mr Rees Mogg.
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Anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 budget for Test & Trace which, according to the National Audit Office, didn’t make any difference?Although to be fair she only managed to spend £28,000,000,000 of it)
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This cruel nasty man wants to make innocent, traumatised and vulnerable children know they are not welcome. How could anyone want to do that? He is disgusting and he shamed us all.
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How is it that Braverman always thinks she knows what ‘the British people’ want? I want to see the back of this awful woman as soon as possible.
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Wonderful news for the delightful Michelle Mone and her charming husband Doug. It seems that Rishi Sunak has decided to write off the £14,900,000,000 paid to friends of Tories for useless PPE which is in the process of being incinerated at further expense to the taxpayer.
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“We have wrecked the economy, made the country a worldwide laughing stock, destroyed our children’s future and made a few people very very rich. We couldn’t have done that if we’d stayed in the EU”
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BREAKING: uncontrollable excitement as huge crowds fill the streets of Kiev this evening in anticipation of the visit of the leader of the country with the fastest growing economy in the G7 and which had the fastest vaccine rollout two years ago.
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Legionella on the prison ship Bibby Stockholm.And the whole world is watching and laughing at us!
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Anyone like to buy a small business est. 20 yrs ago sending about 400 orders a month to the EU.Only prob is you will have to complete 400 export forms each month and your 400 customers will have to complete import docs and pay VAT/duty for each import. (or buy from EU suppliers).
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Am I alone in finding Kemi Badenoch arrogant, rude, aggressive and patronising? .And yet she is tipped to be the next leader of the Tories.
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Nice to see Ms Babadoch visiting New Zealand, the furthest country in the world from the U.K. in order to sign a deal with other faraway countries to which we have nothing to sell. So much better than supplying the 450 million EU customers across the English Channel. Go Kemi!
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The Conservatives:.“How can we recover from our historic defeat? Let’s choose an extremely rude arrogant patronising woman who thinks 10% of all civil servants should be in prison and who boasted about once hacking another MP’s website. That should work.”
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My business is closing after 20 yrs coz our 300 customers in EU will not do paperwork for €200 orders every month.However, all not lost - just received email from DIT about selling to New Zealand .Just have to pop over there every month to take the orders.
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Anyone else find this self-satisfied dishonest slob utterly repulsive?.
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Seriously, I think we should all spare a thought for those poor lorry drivers spending their fifth day, and Xmas day, in a miserable lorry park in Kent when their children are at home missing them. I am very sorry for them all.
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Look at this and it’s all the fault of Covid, Putin and Remoaners and the wrong type of Brexit and we are the fastest growing economy in the G7 and we had the fastest vaccine rollout and we won the World Cup in 1966
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Should Mr Portillo be reprimanded and obliged to consider his position for expressing his political views on GBNews when he presents a programme about trains on the BBC?
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NEVER FORGET - It was this mindless dimwit Lord Gormless who negotiated the deal which resulted in the irreversible decline of the UK. We are poorer and a divided nation as a consequence of this man’s pathetic Brexit ‘deal’. And things are about to get much worse….
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I keep asking but no reply- anyone know what happened to our £37,000,000,000 ?.
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Just been reading the Daily Express .It seems that the EU is completely smashed and on point of collapse following our triumphant defeat of them by winning every single argument over Brexit. The world is in awe, braced for the devastating affect of our newfound independence.
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This woman is staggeringly stupid. Exports don’t matter she says. We can just make stuff and sell it to ourselves. She doesn’t say how we will pay for all the stuff we import.
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Anyone remember Lord Gormless? The genius who‘negotiated’ the worst deal in history - Brexit
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Nice to see RANDOX sponsoring the Grand National today:.2020 LOSSES = £15 MILLION.2021 PROFITS = £225.4 MILLION.(After £600 million PPE contract negotiated with Lord Bethell & £100k pa ‘consultant’ MP Owen Patterson).Records concerning the negotiations appear to have been lost
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Liz Truss has posted FORTY-EIGHT pictures of herself on her Twitter feed in the last seven days!.
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Not at all surprised that poor Jimmy Dyson is so upset about new inheritance rules. After death duties his family could be left with no more than £10 billion.
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Suggestion - Can we please name all sewage outflow pipes after current Tory ministers. Can some councils seriously consider this as a fitting tribute. The biggest can be named after Patel, Braverman, Rees Mogg and Johnson. I’m serious.
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The parents of:.SUNAK.BRAVERMAN .PATEL .CLEVERLY.RAAB.ZAHAWI.SHARMA.KWARTENG.COUTINHO.BADENOCH.Would all have been prevented from coming here under this government.
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I may be wrong in this but it occurred to me the other day that just possibly the prime minister hasn’t got a f***ing clue what he is doing.
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Why are we not being told the truth about Nigel Farage’s nephew being convicted for upskirting. Why is evidence being kept from the public? Were any Muslims involved? This is a conspiracy. What is the government doing about it? Why isn’t there a public enquiry?
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BREAKING: Prime minister Johnson expected to announce UK manned mission to Mars at Tory conference next week. A No 10 spokesman said “This would not have been possible if we had stayed in the EU”.
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It seems this rather coarse fellow, a plumber with a mullet called Mullins, is threatening to leave the country. Is anyone remotely concerned about this?
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Why is Farage appearing in every single news and election programme? He appears to be the most prominent politician in the country and he isn’t even a candidate.
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Please don’t retweet this - it would only embarrass the new Conservative Party vice Chairman.
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Can anyone think of anything this government has done well and efficiently?.
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She is not the only one. There are dozens more companies which made similar profits from PPE ‘fast lane’
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“There’s no way the Titanic would have sunk if I had been driving”
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Would you believe it? Poor Simon Case who as cabinet secretary was at the centre during Covid and was due to give evidence to the enquiry is on indefinite medical leave. How very unlucky.
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“Never mind dear, you did your best. Eventually even the really stupid people realised you are a dishonest, self obsessed and utterly incompetent clown”
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Michael Gove standing down!.Odd that all these Tories are standing down when everything going so well - fastest growing economy, turned the corner, plan is working, Brexit a fantastic success.
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What a pathetic little man. How did he ever become prime minister? How desperate is it to tweet the Labour Party and criminal gangs are on the same side? How despicable.
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The EU taking a real battering this week what with Michael Gove telling them to renegotiate, Governor of the Bank of England telling them not to cut London off and George Useless getting really cross about shellfish.
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Please do NOT retweet this every single time you read the words ‘Liz Truss’ on Twitter - it will only cause her unnecessary embarrassment
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“No madam, you will still need to upload a copy of your mortgage agreement and utility bills if you want a visa to come to the U.K.”
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When food riots start in October following the introduction of import controls the Tories will presumably blame the ‘British people’ for voting for Brexit.
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The man who knows what everyone else is doing wrong without having any solutions. Brexit, for example, would have been a wonderful triumph instead of a catastrophe disaster if only others had not messed it all up
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BREAKING: Suella Braverman plans to announce new fines of up to £1000 for begging.
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Just over another three weeks before we will all be able to get cheaper food clothing and footwear. I wonder if prices will come down immediately or if we will have to wait a couple of weeks?.
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