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Michael Keaton

@MichaelKeaton

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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
3 years
Lots of “if they can do this to a former president they can do it to you” talk out there.PRECISELY. No one is above the law.
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Michael Keaton
4 years
Pence will say Biden is the next president and he will be lauded as “courageous”.This is where we are.If you’re in your 30s or early 40s - take over. These old men are done.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
3 years
Bob Saget was a really good guy.This is very sad news.He Made a lot of people happy.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
president Punk just sold out his country. And more importantly ours-The USA.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
LANDSLIDE WIN FOR JOE BIDEN-HARRIS.AND 5 million popular vote.ASS KICKING!!!!!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
I was chased and run through tear gas demonstrating against the war in the 70s. What the police DIDN’T do today was shocking. They sure were ready during the BLM demos which was peaceful.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
I understand the trump presidential library will be in the 4 seasons landscaping building where they will place all 3 books.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
Wow, Lindsey graham you’re so courageous. You’re a sad, weak punk like McConnel and so many others.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
Because I have always loved J Bridges as a dude and an actor-I want to give him credit for his fun and quirky speech.I also want to give partial credit for his speech to the new loosening of the California cannabis laws which I feel are partially responsible.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
Hey Joe- truly love you and that speech wasn’t even close to what I wanted to hear.Everyone coddled this punk for four years and now they’re coddling these terrorists- fuck them!.Also REMEMBER EVERY ONE of the seditionists-senators and representatives.ALSO pursueEVERY legal path.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
3 years
If you OR I have something that belongs to the government for national security reasons, they need to go to your house or mine and say”we’re taking these back because a WHOLE lot of bad stuff can happen if these get out!”.
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Michael Keaton
6 years
Hey! Steelers! How did you let this happen?!!.Better sit yourselves down and think all of this over. You let the Pats do this???!!!! Take a long hard look.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
WALK OFF BABY!!.Thank you Penna and Pittsburgh!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Let’s win this tomorrow! Say it’s so, Joe.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
What Stacey Abrams has done is inestimable and patriotic and heroic!.“Like an old sweet song. ”.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
Only beginning of 3rd quarter and I’m saying this now-Steelers would have crushed both these teams-.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
What can I say? -it’s Tim. And it’s great!!
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
You’ll be one of the ones we will all remember. Part of the big STAIN on this country. BTW-just said “irregardless”
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
“There are those who wonder if the preside is fit to be president. ” NOW you ask that??!!!!.He was NEVER fit!!!.
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Michael Keaton
5 years
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
H Weinstein -yikes! Disgusting and creepy. So is "leader of the free world" btw.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Please! If for NO other reason. Oh God. Can you imagine another 4 years of THIS alone?!!
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
If the Democrats were smart they would go on the air with graphs, stats, facts etc preemptively-BEFORE-trump goes on -not after.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
Kinda think everyone should be required to watch the movie -8th grade. One of the very best this year. Great!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Now-GET BACK IN THE PARIS ACCORD!! For starters.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
Hey CNN-Just fire this guy already
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
To Rick Scott, Rand Paul, Josh Hawley, Lindsey Graham et al watching the riot videos-“you can’t HANDLE the truth”.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
Rewatched MM as Spicer on SNL- her execution of the piece alone is brilliant!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
@BarackObama The Big O. Love this photo.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
remember when Trump said McCain wasn't a hero? Wrong then and wrong now# healthcare.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
2 words-AMANDA GORMAN!!!!!.Wow! Star.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
I can’t stop watching this.True performance art.New York!!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
You will be missed Penny. A funny and nice woman.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
They all hurt. Every one, every time, every where. This one? - really hurts
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
9 years
no one, no one, no one like Prince. Incomparable.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
Quit with Trump's "learning curve". This insecure child is disturbed and dangerous. He has to go.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
"Donald, just get out of the way please. Grown ups need to fix things".
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
Pittsburgh aims to become the first US city to power itself with 100% renewable energy via @BI_Science.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
6 years
@TheFFBallers Love u back.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
Watched the Gary Shandling doc. Judd Apatow is a legitimate documentary director! Great job Judd.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
11 years
Robin's death is hitting us on a really deep level. If you know someone dealing with depression, see what you can do to help them out.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
Could t be prouder of BLM and DONT EVEN THINK of conflating. BLM looks exemplary.One more time-Hey birther boy. U didn’t just lose-done got your ass kicked!!.
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Michael Keaton
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
I already know the state of the union-ain't good. Was pretty damn good about a year and a half ago.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
138 police officers injured (alleged defend the police supporters).And the republicans will acquit? Worshipers of a 3rd rate sociopathic tv host. Remember taking a knee “outrage”? That’s a distant shore.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
Texas floods. This is not a red/blue state thing. This is a let's help these people thing.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
sometimes one needs to state the obvious. 1-best World Series (maybe) ever.2-Trump's a liar.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
No more “debates”. Joe, leave him hanging. You won. Walk away. That was NOT a debate.
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Michael Keaton
4 years
Assuming (a dream I know) that Congress could pass anything, isn’t there a bill that can assure us that Tina Fay and Amy Poehler just host everything from now on.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
3 years
As I begin my (not so slow) exit from 🐦 Here's to our Vet's Day and Jake Tapper's vets auction.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Lady Di. Just one of my 3 GREAT sisters. RIP
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
Big thank you to Trump for handing ISIS ANOTHER recruiting tool. Nice job Birther Boy!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Haha! I have about 11 Twitter followers(not a big social media guy). So, to all 11 of you, let me add that generally I think Chris Wallace is a really good and fair journalist and it’s very easy to criticize from your liv room
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
SO much obvious evidence for years that Trump is unscrupulous and dishonest throughout his career and we are now surprised??!! C'mon man.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
This White House just keeps getting WHITER and WHITER.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Michael Keaton releases his Ad endorsing Joe Biden via @YouTube.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
JUST SUBSCRIBE TO THE TIMES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
4 years
Matter of time Bigo.Matter of time.
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That’s Richard “Bigo” Barnett, 60, from Gravette, Ak., showing off the personalized envelope he took from Speaker Pelosi’s office. He insisted he didn’t steal it — “I left a quarter on her desk.”
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Michael Keaton
5 years
Just wanna say thanks to trump voters. If he wins, this is great($) for me. I’m gonna do petty well. For a LOT of you? Not so much. He laughs at you behind your backs. Except for hisMiralago pals”I made you guys a lot of $”.Joe wins? Willing to take the hit-I can take it.
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Michael Keaton
8 years
Feel so badly about Carrie. So bright. So funny.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
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ALLOW??!!!! Allow them?! Should be mandatory!!.Arriba! The greatest right fielder EVER!!.Died a true hero. Imagine being black AND Puerto Rican in Pittsburgh late 50s and 60s!!!.As Bob “ the gunner” Prince used to call him- Bobby—-the GREATEST!
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
8 years
IRISH NEED NOT APPLY signs used to say. My peeps helped build U.S. Also responsible for some really depressing folk songs but, hey. .
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
Congrats Alabama. Don't underestimate C Barkley's help in saving your reputation.
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Michael Keaton
4 years
Remember ALL their names.Regardless of what theyNOW say(senator Daines).
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Michael Keaton
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Just so damn sad. This guy made so many people happy. There will always be that.
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Michael Keaton
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I know more than a few really good folks from Alabama. Unfortunately , that state is tarnished. Maybe forever. Too bad. Nice job, Roy.
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Michael Keaton
8 years
Obvious why no news conferences from Trump. Afraid to expose his lack of knowledge/ignorance. Just look @ debates.
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Michael Keaton
3 years
You wanna understand the true epic greatness of Bill Russell?.Ask the great Kareem Abdul Jabar.
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Michael Keaton
7 years
5 years since Sandy Hook. No progress. They were SIX YEARS OLD. #everytown.
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Michael Keaton
5 years
trump didn’t have a plan for his “debate” because he doesn’t/CAN’T plan. He has NEVER had any plan about anything. How did no one see this when it’s been so obvious for so long?.
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Michael Keaton
6 years
honestly, should be Drew Brees.
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Michael Keaton
8 years
Carrie - an honest to God wit! Always always made me laugh.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
9 years
Just had a chance to work with 2 great actors, @TomHolland1996 and @dylanobrien. Talented, professional and really great guys.
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Michael Keaton
6 years
@BarackObama Exactly the kind of person who can inspire kids which inspires me!.Love this.
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Michael Keaton
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I’ve been walking around (kind of numb) for 2 days asking myself what I can say to people - David Shribman said it for me. NYTimes editorial - Thank you, David.
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Michael Keaton
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See The founder on January 20th - WAY better than the inauguration!
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Michael Keaton
5 years
Pennsylvanians- we all hope the president and everyone else gets healthy. Now do we all get how serious this is?! We all need to come together. Stop this chaos, division .Vote and do NOT let anyone suppress your vote.OK to change your mind.Joe B for me.
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Just watched an SNL rerun with this guy. This ain’t news but man, am I a fan!!.Great tune he sang. Guy has taste. BTW-VOTE!!!!!!
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Michael Keaton
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As long as Brietbart Bannon is there, Trump's anti anti-semitism claim is weak.
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Michael Keaton
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As long as Birther Boy is there let's just call it The ReallyWhite House.
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Michael Keaton
8 years
Sometimes I feel kind of sorry for Trump. He's got a serious personality disorder-serious because of how it effects all of us.
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Michael Keaton
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Remember their names. Their faces. A stain you can’t remove. People physically fought to stop terrorist on a plane to stop them from attacking. trump encouraged it.
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Michael Keaton
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Sad news about Bill P. Really nice guy.
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Michael Keaton
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Will you please vote for Joe B tomorrow?.Can you contact a friend and SM them to do the same?.
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Michael Keaton
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Chris Farley--remember when there was like democracy and stuff. ? That was awesome.
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Michael Keaton
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2 words-Jamie Harrison
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Michael Keaton
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“Hey Pittsburgh-doesn't this look like fun?"
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Michael Keaton
4 years
If you’d ask- specifically, what r u angry about? I’d bet a LOT it isn’t really about policy, govt etc. anger in their lives AND(as we really know) racism.
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Michael Keaton
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Mary(MTM) was a gem. She was iconic, my boss, cast mate and a friend and I will miss her.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
7 years
Here's a photo of Sassy being ridden by Creepy
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Michael Keaton
5 years
Correct! Celebrate and be careful.
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@MichaelKeaton
Michael Keaton
5 years
Harry Styles - Google Search
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Michael Keaton
8 years
Trump is trying to lay down an early move to manipulate Voting Rights. This needs to be monitored constantly.
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Michael Keaton
8 years
It's going to be a busy week. #AmericanAssassin
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Michael Keaton
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I called the Scaramucci "quit" this morning!!! Saw that one--Scary Moochie!.
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Michael Keaton
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Senator who told Elizabeth Warren to 'take a seat' got a not-so-warm welcome back to Montana
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Michael Keaton
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Tremendous!! Cast is GREAT!!!!
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